Kayaba's Greatest Creation

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I was spawned all the way in the middle of no where with 5 guys around me in the battle Royal. Damn it! I'm hiding in the woods, well behind a tree. I looked at the map, the next scan is soon and I just know that the people around me are probably closing in on my location. I need a plan, i need to avoid the scanner, i need to get the jump on death gun. Then i hear the leaves crunching around me. I wonder who it is. I put my map away and i get my sword. I moved it to my back because everyone knows what weapon i have. No use in hiding it. But i get my hand gun out, I should use my gun in GGO. I meam GUN Gale, so guns.

The game is about Guns. So i should use my gun. I hear the crunching stop and I looked around. "I know You're there. Stop hiding." Then someone jumps out in front of me with machine gun. He has a smirk on his face like he's beaten me already.

I just smiled and started laughing. "What's so funny?" He asked. I shrugged. Then a guy behind the bush thought he was so quiet I herd his foot steps stop and i knew he was about to shoot me because of the confident look on the guys face in front me.

I jump up and back flip behind the guy and so he shoot his buddy. Welp, i guess he shouldn't of teamed up this idiot. Now he's dead.

"How in the hell did you know I was there?" I giggled. "Because You're loud and sloppy." Then i cocked my gun and shot him. "Well, I guess I'll see you later." I winked at him and he was dead. His body will stay there for a little bit. But i need to avoid the scan so, how can I?

"Pssst." I herd someone make a noise at me. I quickly pointed my gun looking around. Then I seen a taller guy about Kiritos height with a camo outfit on. "Hey, wanna team up?" I shake my head. "No, I'm trying to stay alive and avoid the next scan." Then I walk away. He runs and jumps out in front of me. He's actually a cute looking guy. But he's not Kirito.

He has blonde hair bright violet eyes, and looks like he should be a princes in a princess movie. But that's just his avatar.

(Sorry had to bring Tamaki into this. We'll just pretend hes kiritos height and wears camo and plays GGO ;))

"Wait. I can help you. We can help each other. Watch, follow me." Then he grabs my wrist and drags me with him somewhere. Jeez, how did i get stuck in a game with a cute looking, annoying guy? Wait that totally describes my boyfriend doesn't it?

We ended up at a river. "Put your things in your inventory and get in the river you can avoid the scan that way, trust me." What in the heck? "No way!" Then he rolled his eyes. "I'll get in first, then you'll trust me, watch." then he takes everything off he has on and he's naked. I covered my eyes. Oh my god.

"If you don't believe me then wait out here until the scan and watch while I'll be safe and not be on the scan and you will be seen and everyone will know where you are." He stuck his tongue out at me and was basically mocking and making fun of me. I sighed and said screw it. Might as well try it and see if it works. Besides he could be right and we can avoid the scan.

"Fine. But don't look at me." He nods and turns around. Ugh I can't believe I'm doing this. I make sure everything is in my inventory then i jump in the river. He smiled at me. "See that wasn't that bad. Now come on the scan is about to happen." He pulls me underwater with him then we swim down the river. Hopefully this works. Once we resurface i catch my breath jeez, if that didn't work I'll kill him.

"Come on, lets go before the players near by spot us. Wait, no I'll hide and you stay here and seduce them and I'll sneak up on them and kill them." i don't even have time to answer before he's out of the water, god damn he's annoying. But i do as told and make a lot of noise in the water splashing, just playing around and then two guys with big guns come running towards me. Then nearly drop their weapons once they seen me. I make sure to have my breast out, trying to seduce them.

"Um, what are you doing here Xena?" I giggled. "Just cooling off you should join me boys, its lonely in here." i say with a sad pouty face. They both smiled. "I would love to but we can't. We'll let you go free this time,but we're in it to win it." i frown at the more serious guy. then -I'm really ashamed of this but- i stand up, the water runs down my body and the serious guys jaw drops to the floor. "Okay, fine if no one wants to join me."
He then cuts me off. "Wait, on second thought we'd love to join you."

I smiled to myself that idiots plan actually worked, now where is he so he can kill these guys and then I can find kirito and help him. I need to warn him and tell him Death Gun is in laughing coffin and there's more Of them. I hear a gun go off and water splashes on me. It's the Idiot, what's his name again?

"Wow, your plan worked. Cool, but what's your name again?"

He chuckles and helps me out of the river, "My plans always work, and the names Knight." i nod. Knight, that's weird lol. "It's a variation of my real name." I nod, "cool." i answered. He smiled at me. Why does he seem so familiar. I shrugged and get my things on and we started to walk somewhere. The scan trick worked, we didn't show up anywhere, so that's good.