"You know Jimin, the part between a man's leg is extremely sensitive, I would greatly appreciate it if next time you get angry, you spare that area. I am quite attached to my two bros"
Yoongi laid on the crimson loveseat and groaned in pain, he didn't get much practice getting kicked in the balls so the experience was a novelty.
"Well that wouldn't really happen if your mind wasn't in the gutter" Jimin walked over with two glasses of gin n' tonic.
"You are the one that invited me for coffee, I mean it was clearly an excuse" Yoongi pointed at the alcohol on the glass coffee table, and gasped, "Look! It's not even coffee! It's more alcohol!"
"So what am I suppose to think? You are obviously hinting something right?"
"Gosh, did I really kicked you in the balls? I'm starting to think it was your brain" Jimin sipped on the glass rim and the cool liquid instantly freshened him up.
"I was going to make coffee but then I remembered it's summer, this is just more befitting"
"Right, calling me dirty when you are here trying to get me drunk" Yoongi took the glass and gulped, at the same time earning himself another slap on the arm.
"Really if you keep on hitting me I will turn you over and beat your ass" But then he scooted closer to Jimin and grinned, "Unless that's what you are into? I've suspected that maybe you are....kinky"
"Wha-you-no I'm-I'm not kinky" Jimin stuttered, and Yoongi nodded his head in realization, "I'll take note of that, but it could be fun, just a suggestion"
"Oh, so are you hinting something at me now? Are you? Into that?" Jimin raised an eyebrow.
"Why? You interested to know?" Yoongi finished his drink and put the tall glass back to the coffee table, "Well, that's story for another day"
"No, tell me" Demanded Jimin.
"Come on, first date and you are asking about my sexual preferences? Do you really want to hear about it? I mean, you do realize it's gonna include other people in it, right?"
"Oh" Jimin sunk back into the loveseat.
All of a sudden, he doesn't feel so good anymore. He wasn't expecting Yoongi to be non-experienced, but it felt like swallowing rocks down his throat. Yoongi scratched his head noticing the other's change in demeanor, and was troubled.
"Hey" Yoongi started, "Tell me about it then, when did you start to like me?"
Jimin dragged out an embarrassed smile, glancing at Yoongi a few times while sipping on his drink, "Why would you ask that?"
"I mean you didn't ask me to live with you 'cause you are into me right? 'Cause that's creepy"
"NO. God no" Jimin chocked, "For the record, we were NOT love at first sight"
"But you did pretended to be asleep and kissed my ear when I piggybacked you that night didn't you? After Hoseok's party" Yoongi pointed his index finger at Jimin and squinted his eyes.
Jimin opened his mouth but was at a loss for word, so Yoongi's theory was confirmed.
"Okay, so it was definitely before that" Yoongi rubbed his chin, searching through memory, "Was it before I went out on that date with Taehyung?"
"Ha, no" Jimin laughed and took another sip of his drink.
"Alright, that's a yeees" Yoongi muttered.
Jimin swallowed hard, "How—"
Yoongi: "Wait, were you really asleep that night when I knocked on your door?"
Jimin: "Of cour—"
Yoongi: "You weren't, weren't you? Oh my god Park Jimin, that yawn was fake"
Yoongi couldn't help but crack up, "Were you actually really sad that night? Knowing that I went on a date with your best friend!?? And-and you got mad, when you heard that Tae was talking about another guy while with me"
"Shut up Min Yoongi!" Jimin was so embarrassed, he didn't want Yoongi exposing his one sided love in such details, so he jumped on the other and pinched and tickled him to make him stop.
"Oh my god, wait, wait!"Yoongi screeched while fighting off the younger, "I told you I wasn't into men that night didn't I!?"
"Yeah you did! You bastard, I was so sad!" Jimin was determined to make Min Yoongi pay, "Why you think I drank so much at Hoseok's huh!?"
"Nah-uh you were chugging down tea! You said it yourself!" Yoongi laughed and kicked.
"No you fucker! It was cheap Bourbon and Vodka and some other shit they threw together! It tasted like gasoline!"
And they continued being boys and fell onto the floor, laughing out of breath, eyes disappearing. They were having fun, more fun than they could have ever imagined, as if all the heart aches never existed, and they've been this way since the beginning.
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Guns&Roses [yoonmin][Complete&Edited]
Fanfic"I waited 'til the last second, I wanted to see you prove me wrong. It wasn't until you made it out of my bedroom door, that it finally sunk in for me" "That none of this was real" Angst warning ahead; Long story; Plot twist; Finished and edited