The States! (Aph)

//We like to party\\

The countries were invited over by america to meet some more states if they wanted. England was about to ring the doorbell when a very tired america opened the door.
   "Heyyy guyss...."
  " Bloody hell America, are you alright??"

   "Well, there's a basket-"
    "WOOOOHOO SUCK IT INDIANA!"
   " THAT'S NOT FAIR! YOUR TEAM CHEATED ALEXANDER!!
" NORTH CAROLINA DOESN'T CHEAT WE WINN!!HAH!
  "...-ball game going on. And it's Oktoberfest for Ohio. But him and Michigan are fighting...again. I think i saw most of the 13 leave to a party? Colorado, Mississippi, North Carolina, and Utah are all going to a rock concert later And lousiana and Alabama are partying like it's Mardi gra. So yeah I'm a little stress."
  " mein gott America."
" Yeahh,what-ya gonna do. I do have once space that should be...well 'safe'
Follow me."
So the countries, and Prussia, followed America Through the chaotic teen infested house.
" Mon Dieu, I would not last more than a week here."
" You got that right frog,"
Over near where they were passing they saw Ohio yelling with one could assume to be Michigan.

"LIKE CAN YOU LAY OFF. TODAY IS SUPPOSE TO BE A LIT PARTY AND YOU'RE RUINING IT!"
" LIKE HOW YOU RUINED MY FACE IN THE WAR?!"
"I'M SORRY, DIDN'T YOU LITTERALY STRANGLE ME TO DEATH??"
"AFTER YOU SHOT ME IN THE FACE!!"
"AFTER YOU BROKE MY NOSE!"
"AFTER-"
"Hey, Hey you two relax. Don't give reminders will you." America butted in and at that the two quieted down and look a little guilty.
"Just go chill on opposite side of the house okay?"
"Fine."
"Whatever."
And the two went off.
Germany has more appreciation in America's conflict resolution tactics.
    The small party walked through the living only to see two more teens in a wrestling mach. The one with dyed hair was currently in a headlock by the other. On the Tv was the winning screen of North Carolina in a basketball game.
   " COLE GET OFF YOUR BROTHER!!"
"UgHhhH" said Cole reluctantly got off. The second teen was trying to regain air.
"Are you okay Alexander?"america asked but it went unnoticed becuase he turned to Indiana and muttered.
" Jerk."
"bit*h."
Before Alexander could lunge at Cole Germany thankfully caught him in time. But at this Cole saw an opportunity to strike. Prussia was able to stop this one.
  "Ehhh ...Hey Alfred, what do we do know??" Prussia asked while holding Indiana up by the back of the shirt like a kitten.
"North C. Go get ready with the others for the concert."
"Yeah whatever," he walked away rubbing his neck.America shook his head and continued.
"As for him you can take him to the garage. He can direct you. Cole, Colorado is letting you fix up his Dirtbike." At that Cole gasped and got loose but grabbed Pussia's hand and dragging him with, which in turn also got Germany to follow.
"Welp. They're gone forever. Now if we could contin-"
A loud party popper sounded off and two teens run past them trailing confetti and glitter. Next thing they knew they all had bead necklaces or a glittery hat, america totally unfazed by this just continued."-ue on our way."
They eventually made it to the 'safehouse' with a little more mishaps along the way. And so America got his peace and quiet and the country's ask some more questions about the states