Tom Hiddleston imagines

Loki - Small conversations you've had

// Trying out something different cause I wanna write but I don't know what so, enjoy //

"Wait, you died!"
"Well, it didn't stick."

"Right now, I don't know if I want to kiss you or shove you off a bridge."
"Can I pick?"
"No."

"Should I ask why you have several daggers hidden in the house and on yourself?"
"No, no you shouldn't."

"Trust me."
"Last time you said that, we ended up in Jotunheim and I almost died."
"But did you actually die?"
"... That... that's not the point."

"Darling, I only have a certain level of sanity and you are not exactly helping me keep it."
"You think I was going to do anything else?"
"Honestly? Not at all."

"I have a solution."
"Thank fuck."
"It involves daggers."
"Absolutely not."

"Please don't tell me you're bringing her."
"She's harmless."
"She shot you. Twice."
"Yes, I know, that's why I'm bringing her."

"Are you naturally this much of a pain in the ass or do you try?"
"Years of practice, I have become a natural."

"At least I didn't kill anyone today."
"You say that like it's supposed to be hard."

"Are you scared?"
"No, I have this terrified look on my face because I'm having the time of my fucking life."

"So, umm... Have I told you how much I love y-"
"What have you done this time?"
"... We need a new house."
"AGAIN?!"

"What part of 'I do not want to get shot and go to jail' did you not understand?"
"You didn't get shot."
"Oh that's right, I got stabbed, much better."
"Just shut up and call Stark."

"Well, at least we know the fire alarm works now."

"Excuse me, I was under the impression I was not going to be executed today."
"Were you though?"
"Of course not, I'm not an idiot."
"Really?"
"Oh shut that smart mouth and get me out of here."

"I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you!"
"And I'm trying to subtly avoid it!"

"We have around 15 seconds until Thor bursts through that door, hide me."
"What did you do?"
"Nothing."
"THOR!"
"Okay fine, I kinda started Ragnarok and stole his poptarts, now hide me will you?"
"Idiot."

"I always thought I'd find the person from my dreams... seems I'll have to do with a nightmare."
"Speak for yourself, I'm stuck in a sleep paralysis with you."
"Is that all you've got?"
"Worse than I thought, this is reality."
"Rude."

"Murder wasn't on today's agenda."
"It's not on anyone's."
"Oh, it was on mine, just not before next week."

"Oh god, you're alive."
"Don't sound so disappointed, I was just starting to think you liked me."

"You're not as bad as you think."
"Oh no baby, I'm much worse."

"Are you SURE I can't hurt him?"
"Yes."
"What if I just stab him a little? Or break a few bones?"
"Please don't."

"Can you hit him with your knife?"
"I believe the technical term is 'stab'."
"But can you?"
"You think there's a chance I'd say no?"

"I hate you."
"Why? I'm lovely."
"You pushed me down from the bed and refused to let me get up again."
"It was an honest mistake."
"You were laughing."
"I love you?"
"Go to hell."
"Already there baby."

"It's a long story."
"I thought you were dead for months. I have time, so sit your ass down and start talking."

"You, you are-"
"Insanely smart and incredibly good looking?"
"I was going to say insane, but those too."

"That's disgusting. You're lucky you're cute."
"I know."

"Are you clinically insane or just incredibly annoying."
"Both."

"Oh, look at all those pretties!"
"Please stop talking about weapons the same way you talk about me, I'm starting to get concerned?"
"Only started? Really?"
"You're right, we're far beyond that."