Pit's Wacky Super Smash Escapades: Mii Revolution

Lady Palutena

"Lady Palutena? May I ask you a question?" Pit looking into her eyes. "When is this reading lesson over? I mean, I want to learn to read but it's taking forever!"

"Pit, this take patience! This takes an immoderate amount of time, especially considering how puerile you seem to be"

"English please, Lady Palutena?" Pit was utterly confused at her expansive vocabulary.

"It takes a lot of time to learn to read and it'll take longer for you unless you stop being so immature!" She was ready to pull her hair out from sitting and reading with Pit. Every day after morning drills and errands, she would sit down with him and Pittoo for an hour and teach him to read. Apparently, six months in, he still couldn't read more than a sentence or two without help. Even Pittoo could read a basic book after three months of the lessons, and he is Pit's other self! Surely they would both learn at the same pace, or was that turned around by the mirror, along with the other select traits that were changed to make Pittoo different than Pit? She, then suddenly, had an idea. "Pit, if you can't learn from the lessons, then maybe... how about we do a little bit of social studies, maybe?"

"What do you mean, Lady Palutena?" He wished he never said anything, because the look he was given was not a relieving one.

"I think you learn... differently. Sending you around the universe is surely to help you learn something, even if it isn't reading..."

"Palutena just insulted you SO BAD!" Pittoo was laughing his ass off. He thought that Palutena meant the *bad* type of different. He's got a dark sense of humor like his name kinda suggests.

"She... she didn't, she wouldn't do that, right?" He stuttered.

"Well, Pit, here's how this is gonna work. I'll give you the power of flight and I'll tell you the place we're going,"

"I know this place by heart! Our District is my homeland!" Pit just jinxed Palutena's catch.

"You're going into the other Districts of the Universe, Pit,". Pit's stomach suddenly dropped a mile. "It shouldn't be that hard for someone who breaks fourth walls constantly, right?" she looks straight at you, the reader.

"I know the characters, but not their worlds! Besides, Smash isn't really cannon, right?"

"Yes and no" Palutena implies. "They keep the game itself as cannon as possible, but it's ultimately up to the creator of this book to create the scenarios no matter how ridiculously bonkers and fan-made they get." Pit's stomach has, well, been long gone now after falling down for so long.

"B..b...but Lady Pal-" Pit's interrupted halfway.

"OK, time to fly! Have fun!" She pushed Pit off the ledge and he was off! "Your first stop is going to be a practice- Skyworld. You should meet Pittoo there, and you will gain some extra powers, possibly..."

"So that means yes?" Pit bobbed his head towards the sky. 

Lady Palutena rolled her eyes at him and chuckled. "Also, I sent a lakitu from the Mushroom District to take pictures. Don't do anything... weird."