**IMPORTANT: I HAVE BEEN GOING THROUGH SOME REALLY BAD SH*T AND I MIGHT NOT UPDATE REGULARLY. IF MY LIFE GETS BACK IN ORDER, THIS UPDATE MAY OR MAY NOT BE REMOVED**
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"Pit, do you remember that the Smash Universe is separated into districts? We live in the Icarus District, right?"
"Oh, yeah, I know! Just like how they distribute land in The Hunger Games" Pit was enthused about going to see the first District of his trip.
"Yea, I guess, only this isn't a dystopian novel and we're not in poverty. Battlefield gate is in the middle of the Universe, and then you can go any which way and end up in another district. Final Destination is the way out of the Smash Universe. Then after you leave there, you can go find unrelated games. All characters who are in or are going to be in Smash Bros. get a part of the Smash Universe to themselves. Remember your friend Banjo-Kazooie?" Palutena raised an eyebrow with a joyful grin.
Pit was geeking out,"Wait... WHAT!? ARE THEY IN?!"
"Yes, and so is the Hero from Dragon Quest," Palutena enjoyed breaking the news to Pit.
"I've guess I've HEARD of them... but OMG BANJO!"
"Yes, they're getting their District built up right now, so we're going to avoid that part of the universe so they can build their stages uninterrupted. We will avoid going westward".
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"No problem, Lady Palutena. So, on a related note, where are we going?"
"The Mushroom District, by Queen Peach."
"You mean Princess?"
"No, she *finally* took over when Mario became president. Hang on, I need you to go down to the surface. I see Mii's destroying Yoshi's Island! Beware of sudden weather changes!"
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"No problem, Lady Palutena! I'll kick their butts!" Pit proceeded to attack them with grace. "You know, Lady Palutena, they're sure easy to beat! And you are right, it literally just snowed while I was trying to beat them, even though it's summertime! At least I found a Tanooki leaf to give me some warmth."
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