**IMPORTANT: I HAVE BEEN GOING THROUGH SOME REALLY BAD SH*T AND I MIGHT NOT UPDATE REGULARLY. IF MY LIFE GETS BACK IN ORDER, THIS UPDATE MAY OR MAY NOT BE REMOVED**
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At Skyworld, Pittoo was sitting and waiting for Pit. He asked Viridi to teleport him. Whilst waiting, he ate a banana and looked at the sky, thinking, "Why am I eating a banana and looking at the sky?". Pit came rushing in with a fairy flying around him.
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"Did your wings burn up again?" Pittoo rolled his eyes.
"No, I fell into a stampede of fangirls. Shouldn't have gone down to the surface."
"They couldn't have possibly hurt you that much, weenie," Pittoo was laughing.
"Yea, remember the last time all of YOUR fangirls and boys started trampling you and asking you to have their babies?"
Pit triggered Pittoo's traumatic flashbacks of grown men asking him to do THAT with them. He had a slight panic attack and then chilled the fuck down.
"Anyways..." trailing off that subject, he started training Pit with the items. "First thing I want you to do is pull that grass,"
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"Grass pulled!" He pulled out a rocket belt. "I know how to use this!" He started flying around. The rocket belt fell off suddenly, and Pit went down and fell so hard, he broke the floor with his butt! That, in turn, launched Pittoo up into the ceiling of Skyworld with a see-saw effect.
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"Pit you little shit! Why did you do that??"
"That rhymed Pittoo! You should be writing this book, if anything!"
