**IMPORTANT: I HAVE BEEN GOING THROUGH SOME REALLY BAD SH*T AND I MIGHT NOT UPDATE REGULARLY. IF MY LIFE GETS BACK IN ORDER, THIS UPDATE MAY OR MAY NOT BE REMOVED**
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"Well, here I am! Oh, thank goodness, they're outside already!" Pit was rushing to see them.
"Hi, Pit, I'm Daisy!" She smiled and waved. She owns a farm in the Retro area of the district. "Could I interest you in a gift, perhaps... your own chicken?"
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"To keep or eat?" Pit was hungry after flying for so long. He could use some poultry in his stomach about now.
"To eat, silly! I love myself some nice fried chicken at times like these too!" She developed a cowgirl accent. Way different than what Pit was used to, when he was a little angel, she was the Princess of Sarasaland! Now she does a poultry farm. How time flies...
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"Now, Bowser, can you grill up this chicken for us?"
"Not a problem you little sprite!" Bowser has grown quite passive-aggressive since the last time they saw each other.
"Hang on, Bowser, wait! I was gonna put it in here so it cooks all the way!"
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"I thought Palutena said she liked toasted angel wings! It sounds perfect to me!"
"AAAH, I'm on fire! Help!"
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