Rickest Rick

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Your POV 

Walking through a portal I looked at the Smith's as they looked at me. "Where'd you get a portal gun?" Beth asked 

"Your dad, he gave it to me the other day." 

"What are you talking about?" I heard as Rick turned the corner from the garage. Shaking my head we sat down to eat. Beth gave Rick a giant pile of pancakes and he started to eat. Looking at my own food I did the same. Hearing a portal open we looked up to see a couple of citadel Rick's walk through it with a Morty. They pointed at Rick. 

"Rick C-137, you're under arrest for crimes against the citadel!" 

Jerry went to stand up but they froze him before he could say anything. Walking around the table they arrested Rick and Morty. I watched as they went back through the portal before they thawed Jerry. They looked at me and I sighed. 

"Where are they taking them?" 

I cut my pancake before I took a bite of it. "They're probably taking them to the Citadel of Ricks" they rose a brow as they looked at me. "It's basically a union for Rick's by Rick's. It's what keeps them safe from the Galactic Federation." 

"Go get them back!" Beth demanded and I shook my head. "I'll go see what's up when I'm done eating." looking at my food I took another bite before I glanced at Beth who was glaring at me. Sighing I dropped my fork and sighed. "Fine, I'll do it right now. I just have to get the ship." going into the garage I grabbed the keys and pulled out of the garage and into the sky. "Ship, take me to the Citadel of Ricks" I said and it complied before it flew there. 

Landing in a parking spot I sighed gently and got out. It was good that I talked Rick into putting in that autopilot feature. Walking into the Citadel I walked to where the council was at and looked around as they were telling him of his supposed crimes. 

"Don't you assholes know not to show evidence until a lawyer is present?" I asked as I stood next to Rick and Morty. The guards pointed their guns at me as Morty sighed relieved. "Ah yes, C-137 (Y/n), here to break out your boyfriend?" one of the council members asked as the rest laughed and some murmurs erupted in the crowd of Morty's and their Rick's. 

Rolling my eyes I shook my head. "Shut it dumbass, show me what the hell he's accused of before I come up there and give you a dick for a haircut." He nodded to one of the guards that came over and took Rick's portal gun. "Come on, don't look at another man's portal gun, we all go to weird places" 

"And it appears that you've gone to every location at the exact time of the crimes!" Shaking my head I turned to look at the monitor before the council. Putting my finger tips together I walked in front of both of them as I looked at the council. "Who's to say that someone else didn't take his portal gun while he was drunk off his ass or sleeping? You have no proof that it was actually him. Someone's framing him" 

They stood as they  told us our punishment. "You subconscious and consciousness will be switched and everything you once knew will never be obtainable, also it stabs your balls every ten seconds" Rick shook his head as he jabbed the guard behind him and stole his gun. "I've heard enough" Shooting off his cuffs along with Morty's we took off after he grabbed his portal gun. Running through the halls and avoiding the guards that showed up. "I have the ship" I said as he looked over to me and nodded. 

We took off towards it as I yelled at it. "Ship! Pick us up!" I said as a couple arms came out of it as it started and started to fly on its own. It picked us up and pulled us inside as we panted and it flew out of there. Looking at Rick he chuckled gently. "Take that dickbags!" We flew off to a different dimension to hide out for a bit while Rick figured out what was wrong. 

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