He's Misunderstood! (Rick x reader)

Gubba Nub Nub Doo Rah Kah

( 1927 words) 

Your POV 

"Go have fun on your Titanic renactment" 

"Dad, if any harm comes to this house or these kids, then no more adventures" 

"You know its serious when Mom says it" 

"Exactly" 

"(y/n) honey, you're in charge" 

They looked at me before they got in the car as I watched them leave. "Why are you in charge?" 

"I'm sure your mother thinks that something's going to happen while I'm in charge" Rick said as he looked at Morty. 

"But why her? She's as old as I am" Summer said and I shrugged. I was getting ready to go inside before Rick's worms bore through the garage door and it fell over. Sighing I pinched the bridge of my nose. Summer smiled as she grabbed her phone. "Since we've already passed the point of no return I'm having a party" 

They went inside as I sighed deeply. "Wonderful" we went inside as Summer was on the phone for her friend. "Get the vodka from your mother's cabinent. Both of you being in denial doesn't mean that it isn't there" she hung up and turend around as Morty complained. "Tell her she can't have a party" 

Rick came around the corner. "She can't have a party, because I'm having a party" I looked at Rick as he turned around. "What are you going to do at yours, invite over some Glip Glop's and play cards?" she asked as she leaned on the counter. "Glip glop? You're lucky and translorcian doesn't hear you say that." 

"Is that their n-word?" 

"It's like the n- word and the c-word had a baby, and it was raised by all the bad words for jews"

"Listen, I think the 4 of us could just have a nice time, you know just hanging out." 

I watched the other three as I leaned on the counter. 

"Screw that, I can finally use this to get some footing with the popular kids." 

"That's why you party, you really are 17" 

"Why do you party, grandpa?" 

He turned quickly as he looked at us. "To get Rickety Rickety Wrecked son!" 

"Just keep your sci-fy friends away from my awesome ones" 

"And you keep your awesome friends away from my canapays" he said as he turned to put some more garnishes on the food. Shaking my head. "I'll be in the garage" I said as I walked off leaving the three behind. He told me he wouldn't drink he said, he told me that he wouldn't be stupid he said. Yeah, whatever you say Rick. Sitting at the table I looked at the rug and went down to the little lair. Looking around at the couple of aliens that were in cells I sat at a table and sighed gently. 

Going upstairs as I noticed the teens that were already there I rolled my eyes. Summer went to close the door only for Birdperson to push it back open. "The beacon was activated, who is in danger?" he asked. 

She yelled for her Grandpa as I walked over to see him. He looked at me as he gave me a high five. "Birdperson!" turning I saw Rick walk over and give him a fist bump. "I am pleased that there's no emergency" he said. Rick stepped closer to him as I away and rolled my eyes. "There's an emergency alright, a pussy emergency! When was the last time you got laid, pers?" 

Shaking my head I walked away from their conversation. Going back to the garage as that was the one place everyone else wasn't. Fiddiling with a couple things I sighed. I was in there for a bit before I started to hear chanting.