Kim Namjoon, woke up as the sun rose for another day in the summer holidays. He lazily prepared himself for the day... that is, a day of destruction.
His toothbrush split into two while he was brushing, the faucet started leaking as he turned it on to wash his face.
His head hit the door causing the rack of hooks to fall.
What a day!
He walked downstairs to greet his parents before meeting with Hoseok to get some sprite for their picnic.
"Annyeong! Eomma-" A cracking sound came from the floor boards underneath his feet as he landed his feet on the floor.
"Namjoon! Honey please be careful! There goes another board! We just fixed the one in your bedroom last week!" His Mother sighed (nope, not Jin. His actual Mum xD), as he placed pancakes and all sorts of breakfast food on the table.
"Mianhae..." He smiled sheepishly as sat down on the chair... that is, sat down a little too hard that one of the legs broke resulting the boy to fall.
"Aah!"
"Namjoon! Thats the fourth chair this week!" Exclaimed his mother exasperated. "What am I ever going to do with you?"
"M-m-mianhamnida, I don't know why but it seems like wherever I go, atleast something breaks." The blonde explained as his mother let out a sigh.
The rest of the breakfast went on without any damages, that is until he got to the sink to wash his hands where he accidentally turned the tap too hard that water started gushing out underneath the sink.
He quickly turned it off and hopped outside before his mother caught him breaking things again.
Whistling, he walked out of closing the gates a little too hard that one of the hinges fell off.
Ofcourse, Namjoon didn't notice as he was far ahead already.
After fetching Hoseok, the two went to get the sprite.
Namjoon made sure that he kept a good distance away from the goods not wanting to spend extra cash on whatever he broke.
"Are we done?" He asked, more like whined as his friend kept on buying more snacks for their friends as well.
"Wait a little! We need to get Kookie some Banana Milk, ramyeon for Jin and Lamb skewers for Yoongi." Smiled the cheerful teen as he collected the stuff.
Namjoon's eyes, caught on some jam jars not to far away. He quickly took one jar as carefully as possible and put it in the basket earning a questioning look from his friend.
"For Chim." He Snickered earning a laugh back.
After getting all the supplies, the seven boy's met at their favourite park.
"About time! Jungkook here nearly hit Tae of boredom and Jimin nearly strangled Yoongi for being so ignorant!" Exclaimed the eldest scornfully.
"We're here now! You guys! Come here!" Hoseok called the others as they unpacked.
"Banana Milk for you Jungkookie!" Hoseok tossed the packet over to the youngest who thanked and started drinking away.
"Lamb skewers for you sleepy head!" Laughed Namjoon as he handed the food as carefully as he could.
"Ramyeon for you and a Jar of jam for Jiminie." Said Hoseok as he distributed the food.
"Hobi-ah, why jam for me? I said Kimchi." Pouted the ginger head.
"Jimin-ah, that's my gift cuz you've got no jams!" Smirked Namjoon as the boy opened the jar.
"I do now! But where is my Kimchi?"
"No Kimchi... Chimchim..." Hoseok patted the teen's back sympathetically.
"It's okay... they didn't get me anything too!" Taehyung added glaring at the two shoppers.
"They suck at shopping!"
"No we don-" Namjoon stopped in mid-sentence sentence as a crack came underneath his hand.
Horrified, he lifted his hand to see Taehyung's glasses split in half.
He quickly prepared himself for the upcoming chase.
"MY BEAUTIFUL GLASSES!! I JUST WORE THOSE!!" Taehyung chased his friend like a cat chasing his tail as the rest watched.
"Now that's what I call... The God of Destruction, ladies and gentlemen." Jungkook said out of the blue making everyone crack up.
"JOONIE! YOUR NAME IS GOD OF DESTRUCTION YOU KNOW!" Jimin screamed loud enough for the whole Seoul to hear.
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A/N: Hii! Double update cuz why not! ....are you guys actually enjoying this? Please pwease comment. I dont knw if u r liking or not... (◕‸ ◕✿) I hope I'm doing a good job, with the help of @Lazy_Scare_Crow_06 ofc~ thank youuu~~ ^^
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FanfictionA bunch of Bangtan oneshots. Please feel free to request! Some other Kpop idols may appear though~ Hope u enjoy! (˶◕‿◕˶✿) Requests: closed Started: 10/5/2019 Ended: 11/8/2019
