Metallica Preferences Book **HIATUS**

When Another Guy Hits on You

James: You were in the pit at a Metallica concert, when a guy came up to you and started groping you. You looked at him, visible discomfort on your face, and sighed in relief when you heard James stop the set, and say into the microphone, "Hey, Hey, hey. Jackass in the front row groping the girl. That's my fiancée. Stop groping her, you can clearly see she doesn't like it, yet you keep doing it! Knock it off before I do something about it." When he said this, he looked at you, and said, "Hey babe. Wanna come up and sit with us onstage? At least up here creepy perverts like that guy won't be able to try copping a feel on you." You giggled, nodding lightly, and a security guard helped you out of the pit, and up onto the stage. When he did, you got comfortable, sitting down on a chair next to Lars' drum kit, and kissed James on the cheek. When you did, he started the set up again, and you had an awesome time dancing and singing along with James.

Kirk: You were with Kirk at the grocery store getting ingredients for dinner, when a guy came up behind you and smacked you on the bum. When he did, you turned to face him, expecting to see Kirk, but instead you were met with the face of a complete stranger. He smirked, and said, "You have a sweet ass. How's about we head back to my place for a good time?" At that moment, you thanked the metal gods when you saw Kirk walking over with a box of rice. When he got to you, he said, "Hey babe. I got that rice you asked for." You smiled, kissing Kirk's cheek, and he said, "Who's this asshole?" You looked at Kirk, and said, "He's just some jackass who smacked my ass because he felt obligated." Kirk handed you the rice, walking over to the guy, and punched him dead in the face. When he did, the guy backed off, saying, "Holy shit, you're crazy." He ran off, and Kirk kissed your cheek again.

Lars: You were out at the mall shopping with Lars, when a guy walked up to you, backing you against the wall, and said, "Hey there gorgeous. How's about you and I ditch this place and have a little fun?" You looked up at him, visibly uncomfortable, and cleared your throat softly. When you did, Lars looked at you, and said, "Is there a problem, oh, beautiful girlfriend of mine?" When he said this, the guy backed off, running out of the store, and you kissed Lars on the cheek.

Cliff: You were at the beach with Cliff, laying on the pool chair you brought getting some sun, when the sunlight was blocked in front of you. When it was, you lowered your sunglasses, expecting to see Cliff in front of you, but instead, you were greeted by a complete stranger. He crouched by you, cupping your cheek in his hand, and said, "Hey there sugar tits. Wanna head back to my car and have a little fun?" When he said this, Cliff walked up, seeing your discomfort, and tapped the guy on the shoulder. When he did, the guy turned to look at him, and said, "Holy shit! You're Cliff fucking Burton! I'm a huge fan, man!" Cliff looked at him, crossing his arms, and said, "Oh, really? Did you know that that's my wife you're flirting with?" The guy backed off as Cliff uncrossed his arms, and said, "O-Oh shit.... I didn't know that. You're a real lucky guy." After that, Cliff said, "Damn right I am. I better not see you hitting on my girl again or you're gonna wish you didn't set foot on this beach." The guy nodded, and ran away. You smiled, standing up to hug Cliff, and he kissed your cheek, and said, "I love you."

Dave: You were at a bar with Dave, having some drinks, when a guy sitting next to you put his hand on your thigh. When he did, you almost choked on your drink, and he said, "Hey there gorgeous. I can show you a real good time if you let me." You sighed, keeping your eyes on your drink, and said, "No thanks. I don't think my boyfriend would be too happy with that." He gripped your chin, forcefully turning your head to face him, and said, "Hey. You must not have heard me correctly. I said I can show you a real good time." After this, you saw Dave walking up behind the guy, and he put his hand on the guy's shoulder, saying, "Hey, douchebag. She said no. Don't you listen? Or do you have cotton in your ears?" After this, the guy turned around, raising his hand to punch Dave, resulting in Dave blocking the punch, and punched the guy across the cheek. When he did, the guy fell out of his chair, cupping his bruising cheek, and said, "Asshole. You're gonna get it now." He tried getting up, but Dave kicked him in the chest, knocking the wind out of the man, and said, "Next time you flirt with a girl at a bar, make sure she's not my girlfriend." When he said this, he gave the man one more kick to the ribs, and left with you holding his hand.

Jason: You were walking in the park with Jason, pushing Carter in his stroller, when a guy came up to you, and smacked your bum. When he did, he said, "Hey there mama. Wanna ditch this clown and have a good time with me?" You looked at him, and said, "No thanks." The guy looked at you, getting closer to your face, and said, "C'mon babe. I can give you way more than this asshole." Jason looked at the guy, who was clearly smaller than him, and said, "Hey dude. My wife said no. Why don't you back off before I take you down to the ground. You're being a bad example for my boy." When he said this, the guy backed off, and ran back to his cranky car. When he did, you kissed Jason on the cheek, and said, "Thank you for sending that guy running, babe." Jason smiled, kissing your temple, and said, "No problem, love. He obviously didn't know we're happily married and have a baby together."

Rob: You were with Rob, getting ready to pick the twins up from school, when a man came up to you, clearly drunk, and said, "Hey doll face. How's about you and I get out of here and have a good time?" You got closer to Rob, linking your arm with his, and Rob said, "Hey dude. She's clearly not interested. If anything she's creeped out by you because you're drunk. Which is illegal, especially at a school where kids are. Why don't you get out of here before I call the cops on you." After this, you both looked over to see the twins walking up to you, and the guy rushed off, stumbling as he did. When he did, Rob kissed your cheek, and you two went to collect the twins. After you did, you all got into the car, and Michael said, "Who was that guy getting close to mommy?" You looked at him through the rearview mirror, and said, "He was a drunk weirdo. He's just jealous because he doesn't have what mommy and daddy have, which is love." You kissed Rob on the lips, making the twins say in unison, "Eeeeewww!" You laughed, buckling your seatbelt, and you guys went home.