Warrior Cat Spoofs

Clans Got Talent

Firestar: Welcome, to Clans got Talent! Meet our judges-

Sandstorm: HIIIIII!! I'm the epically awesome Sandstorm! *chicken song dance*

Firestar: *sigh* ...this is Brackenfur.

Brackenfur: WHO ZAID WAFFLEZ?!!!!?!??!??!

Firestar: -.- and this is Cinderpelt.

Cinderpelt: *waves*

Brackenfur: I WANTZ WAFFLEZ!!!

Hollyleaf: WAFFLES ARE AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE!!!!!

Firestar: ...as our first contestant, we have Tigerstar, who will perform... Well, I don't know. Tigerstar...?

Tigerstar: Ladies and gentlemen, I am the evil Tigerstar, and I will kill Firestar once and for all today!!!

*charges at Firestar*

Hollyleaf: charging is against the warrior code!!!!! *tackles Firestar*

Tigerstar: 0.0 *crashes into wall*

Cinderpelt: *facepaw*

Firestar: *dazed* secondly, we have Graystripe, who-

Graystripe: - I, Graystripe, will eat waffles and tacos at once!!! *stuffs himself with tacos and waffles*

Brackenfur: WAFFLEZ?!!?!!??

Whitestorm: STOP THIEF!!! Graystripe stole from Mousefur's taco shop!!!

Hollyleaf: TACOS AND WAFFLES ARE AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE!!!!! *leaps on Graystripe*

Brackenfur: WAFFLEZ!!!!! NUUUUU!!!! *joins in cat fight*

Firestar: CUT!

Squirrelflight: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz

Tigerstar: (°_°)

Dustpelt: Heeeelllpppp! *runs across stage in front of camera*

Jayfeather: Aaarrrrggghhhh come BACK here Dustpelt! Apologise to my stick!!!!

Cinderpelt: cut. Cut! CUT!!!!!

Firestar: -.- *chases Dustpelt and Jayfeather*

Sandstorm: *finishing chicken song dance* ...

Graystripe: FREE COOKIES!

Hollyleaf: COOKIES ARE AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE!!!!

Leopardstar: *walks on stage* GIMME ALL THE COOKIES!!! *eats cookies*

Firestar: Leopardstar-

Oakheart: LEOPARDSTAR IS UNDER ARREST FOR COOKIE MURDER!!!! BEE-DAW, BEE-DAW, BEE-DAW! *pounces on Leopardstar*

Leopardstar: *pounces on Oakheart*

~* Technical Difficulties*~

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Firestar: Welcome back everyone! Sorry about that. Our last contestant is Scourge.

Scourge: *starts rapping*

*hour later*

Audience: *applauds*

Firestar: We will now hear from the judges.

Cinderpelt: everyone off the stage!

*Everyone walks off the stage except Firestar and the judges*

Firestar: as your host for ThunderClan's got Talent, I present you the judges, Brackenfur, Cinderpelt, and Sandstorm. What do you guys give Graystripe, Tigerstar, Scourge?

Sandstorm: I, the epically awesome Sandstorm give Graystripe a 1 because he is no where near as awesome as me. I give Tigerstar a 1 because no-one attacks my mate. And I give Scourge a 1 since he is not even close to being epic. Let alone awesome.

Brackenfur: GRAYSTRIPE HAZ WAFFLEZ!!!! I GIVEZ HIM 10!!! SCOURGE DEFENDZ WAFFLEZ, HE GET 10!!! TIGERSTAR.... a 7.

Firestar: no need to yell.

Tigerstar: grrrrr...

Cinderpelt: Graystripe is sensible. Scourge and Tigerstar... Not so much. I give Graystripe a 10. Scourge and Tigerstar get a 3.

Firestar: 3rd place: Tigerstar, with a score of 12. 2nd place: Scourge, with a score of 15. And in 1st place is Graystripe with a score of 21!

Hollyleaf: SCORES ARE AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE!!!

Tigerstar: Who let her in? -.-

Scourge: NOOO! I SHOULD'VE WON!!!

Graystripe: 0.0 *runs away*

*Tigerstar, Scourge, and the judges run after*

Firestar: *alone with camera* Well, I'll see you next time in ThunderClan's got talent.... And other cats. More like all the Clans have talent.

Cinderpelt: *comes back onstage* At least this show wasn't as bad as the last time.

Firestar: yeah; nothing broke this time!

*lamp falls over* *catches on fire* *curtain burns* *ceiling collapses* *stage explodes*

Firestar: ...

Cinderpelt: *stares* nope, this one is worse.

Squirrelflight: *turns off camera*

Brackenfur: WHERE IZ MA WAFFLEZ??!!!!???!!!?!?!? *runs in circles and chases tail*

The End