Mosskit: Mom!
Bluestar: Yes?
Mosskit: I'm hungry!
Bluestar: You can't be. We're in StarClan, we never get hungry.
Mosskit: *thinks*
Mosskit: *thinks*
Mosskit: *thinks*
Mosskit: *thinks*
Mosskit: *thinks*
Mosskit: Mom!
Bluestar: Yes?
Mosskit: I'm still hungry.
Bluestar: I don't have anything.
Mosskit: We can eat Stonefur.
Stonefur: *squeals*
Bluestar: Mhm. *is busy doing crosswords*
Mosskit: *grabs knife and fork*
Stonefur: *screams*
Bluestar: Keep it down while playing, Mosskit!
Mosskit: *chases Stonefur*
Stonefur: *squeaks in fear and runs*
*Mosskit chases Stonefur around StarClan*
Bluestar: *still doing crossword*
Mosskit: *tackles Stonefur and bites his leg*
Stonefur: *squeals and scrambles to his paws and runs*
Bluestar: Mosskit, I said keep it down!
Mosskit: ...
*10 minutes later*
Mosskit: Mom!
Bluestar: *sighs* what?
Mosskit: Where's aunt Snowfur?
Bluestar: In the forest clearing. Why?
Mosskit: I'm thirsty.
Mosskit: *grows vampire fangs, licks lips and runs toward the clearing*
Bluestar: ...wait a sec..
The End
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Warrior Cat Spoofs
FanfictionFind out what Clan life for warrior cats is really like! [ COMPLETED ] ~ story created 09 / 10 / 2014 ~ Thanks for reading!
