Blackstar: This is the moment we have all been waiting for! Welcome to............... The Cat Olymics!
Clans: *cheer*
Blackstar: Our contestants are: Squirrelflight from ThunderClan, Reedwhisker from RiverClan, Rowanclaw from ShadowClan, and Ashfoot from WindClan.
ThunderClan: Squirrelflight! Squirrelflight! Squirrelflight!
RiverClan: Reedwhisker! Reedwhisker! Reedwhisker!
ShadowClan: Rowanclaw! Rowanclaw! Rowanclaw!
WindClan: Ashfoot! Ashfoot! Ashfoot!
Blackstar: Firstly, our Olympians will run around ThunderClan territory starting from here *etches line into dirt with claw* and back.
Olympians: *take starting positions*
Blackstar: Take your marks... Get set... GO!!!!
Olympians: *speed off*
Clans: *cheer*
Rowanclaw: Pant, pant, pant KEEP GOING pant, pant, pant
Squirrelflight: Eat ma dust! *runs while panting*
Ashfoot: Must win, must win, I MUST WIN
Reedwhisker: I CAN DO THIS! I CAN- *trips over branch* *falls over*
RiverClan: *boos*
Blackstar: .... And Reedwhisker from RiverClan ends up with no points!
Ashfoot: *keeps going* *ties with Squirrelflight*
Rowanclaw: *evil smirk* *tries to step on Squirrelflight's tail*
Squirrelflight: OOF! *falls on face*
ThunderClan: Nooooo!!!
Blackstar: Whoo! Go ShadowClan!
Firestar: Hey, Rowanclaw tripped Squirrelflight!
Blackstar: *tackles Firestar*
Firestar and Blackstar: *tumble down the hill out if sight*
Spottedleaf: Looks like I'm in charge. Since Rowanclaw cheated, ShadowClan is left with 0 points, and same with RiverClan. And ThunderClan and WindClan have 1 point!
ShadowClan and RiverClan: *facepaw*
Spottedleaf: Next, we're doing weight lifting! Lift that stick over there!
Jayfeather: NOOOOO THAYS MY WIFE YOU PILE OF FOX DUNG!!!! *pounces on Spottedleaf*
Clans: 0.0
Cinderpelt: Please stand by... The weight lifting is canceled.
Jayfeather and Spottedleaf: *roll down the hill out of sight*
Cinderpelt: For our last sport, we have...... A dance off! *starts doing gangnam style*
Olympians: *PARTY*
Reedwhisker: *Trips over and knocks down chocolate fountain.*
RiverClan: Who's idea was it to enter Reedwhisker?
Other clans: FREE CHOCOLATE! *stuff themselves with chocolate sauce*
Cinderpelt: As you can see, this years Olympic Games cannot be finalised. We will see you next year!
The End
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Warrior Cat Spoofs
FanfictionFind out what Clan life for warrior cats is really like! [ COMPLETED ] ~ story created 09 / 10 / 2014 ~ Thanks for reading!
