Ashfur: hello, fellow cats! Today I'm going to teach you how to train a badger!
Firestar: uh, are you sure this is a good idea Ashfur?
Brightheart: SSSSHHHH!
Ashfur: First, you have to see if it trusts you. Poke it and if it attacks you, you cannot have a badger because you are untrustworthy. If it just stands there, it trusts you.
Firestar: *pokes a badger and gets killed*
Brightheart: *pokes badger and it just stands there* now what?
Ashfur: now you can do whatever you want with it and teach it to kill ginger furred clan leaders with green eyes.
Brightheart: 0.0
The End
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Warrior Cat Spoofs
FanfictionFind out what Clan life for warrior cats is really like! [ COMPLETED ] ~ story created 09 / 10 / 2014 ~ Thanks for reading!
