Warrior Cat Spoofs

Leader Meeting

Firestar: Welcome, all leaders! I-

Tigerstar: Wait! I should be leading this meeting!

Blackstar: Um. No. I should. *leaps onto Tigerstar*

Firestar: Well, that's two leaders gone. Onestar, you start.

Onestar: I WANT TWO STARS! NOT ONE STAR! I AM NOT ONESTAR! I OFFICIALLY CHANGE MY NAME TO TWOSTAR!!!

Firestar: Ok, TWOSTAR.

Bluestar: I WANT TO BE YELLOWSTAR! BLUE IS BORING!

Yellowfang: NAME STEALER! *tackles Bluestar*

Cedarstar: Who let her in?!

Rggedstar: MY NAME DOES NOT SUIT ME. MY FUR IS PERFECT AND I AM HANDSOMER THAN EVERYONE! I AM PERFECTSTAR!

Firestar. Ahem. This is not a name changing meeting!

Blackstar: It is now! My name shall be Killerstar. Yeah! *does flips*

Firestar: No-

Yellowstar: Hey Firestar! And Cedarstar! YOU ARE NOW KITTYPETSTAR AND CHEESESTAR!

Cheesestar: CHEESE?! *tackles Yellowstar and Yellowfang*

Kittypetstar: I REFUSE TO LIVE WITH THIS NAME!

Tigerstar: NO! KITTYPETSTAR IS A PERFECT NAME FOR YOU! *cackles*

Kittypetstar: >0 Then you will be Poopyevilsuckystar!

Poopyevilsuckystar: 0.0

*Kittypetstar and Poppyevilsuckystar fight*

Tallstar: Sorry I'm late- what is going on here?!?!?!?!?

Killerstar: Hey Tallstar. We're changing our names! You shall be Blackandwhitestar!

Blackandwhitestar: >0

Perfectstar: See y'all next time! Bye leaders!

Leaders: *fly off in rainbow rockets*

The End