𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓 | 𝐅𝐖 [𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐄𝐃]

it's 2 am n i can't quite breathe rn

so ladiez

we back

we trash

we can't breathe bc someone outside is smoking a cigarette n someone in the house left open their window

we can't sleep at all

um

i forgot what i was going to say

this is me being a dumbass

coming to you live from hawaii bros

what the FUCK was i going to say

okay um i think it had something to do with peter parker

what do i say that doesn't have to do with peter parker tho

i know it wasn't that he's perfect

because everyone knows that (duh)

was it tom holland

(also perfect)

what the frick

um

it was that

uhhhhhhhh

i feel like peter parker

saying 'uh' n 'um' every six seconds

nobody:
peter parker: so , uh , um , so , like i , um , yeah i , uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh— so yeah that's that

like king can't talk

but also that could also just be tom doing the american accent n struggling to not let the english jump out of his booty

that's a phat possibility

what was i going to

OH YEAH BRO

i was gonna ask if i should make a tumblr

for , like , imagines/one-shots

n headcanons

n stuff like that

it's 2 am n it's the only time i'll feel confident enough to ask

this chapter was sponsored by my spell check being turned on (for once)

i doubt it worked tho

anywayz

i'll read your input in the mornin

n if any of you have a tumblr comment it her pls

um yeah

i'm gonna try to sleep now

goodnight luvs <33