Lost [JENLISA]

Chapter 18

Lisa's POV

My mom is acting strange, I wonder if she ate something unusual. I sat in the front seat of the van with our group manager driving. Jisoo unnie was in the third row with Chaeyoung, who was bothering Jisoo unnie about her game. Jennie and my mother were next to each other in the middle row. I heard them talking quietly. I have a feeling that they're talking about me, but I'll just ignore it for now and ask mom later. "Lisa, I already made reservations for the restaurant so all you guys need to do is ask for the VIP room." Manager unnie explains. "Ok." We pulled up to the front of the restaurant. I got out of the car and opened the door for the others. Jennie brushed pass me and kissed my cheek. Wait what? She kissed me? HOLY FUCK! Why did that take so long for me to register? I probably looked like an idiot for not having a reaction. Then my mom came over to me and did the opposite. She slapped me. "Lalisa, why are you so slow huh?" She muttered. "Good luck Lisa." Jisoo unnie came out of the car with her earbuds plugged in. "Yeah good luck." Chaeyoung and manager unnie added. I shut the door and caught up with the rest of the group. "We have a VIP reservation." I told the waitress. "Come right this way." We followed her into a room. It was secluded from the public. "Pull out a chair for her." My mom whispers in my ear and knees me in the back. I did what I was told before she could beat the shit out of me. "Thanks." Jennie plopped herself on the chair. "You're welcome." I looked down so no one could see me blushing. I sat down in between mother and her. It was quiet for a few minutes before my mom said something. "Everybody probably doesn't know what the fuck is happening. Right Lisa?" What is she doing? It isn't the time to discuss this. I raised my eyebrow at her. "So, I bought an album full of baby pictures." She said. Wait, baby pictures? She took her Louie Vuitton bag from the back of her chair. Then she took out an album almost as big as an encyclopedia. It was white and it had little stars and crescent moons for decorations. I remember this album. I found it in the drawer of my mom's bedside table. When I looked through it I realized all the pictures were me. Some were took naked in the bathtub. Pictures of me sitting on the toilet, taking a shit. Me standing up to take a piss. Me crawling on the carpet with a diaper on. I knew my mom was going to use it against me one day. So I hid it on top of the highest shelf in our kitchen. I was only 14. The year before I got into YG Entertainment. I had to climb the shelf, but Marco saw me doing it, but not really because he was sleep walking. I swear I thought mom would never find it. Apparently she did. Well fuck, shit, bitch. She opened the album carefully. Of course the first pictures are of me shitting on the toilet. I quickly closed the album. "HANDS OFF BITCH!!" I jerked back in shock and also because I'm scared of my mom. She's 5'2 with short hair and wears glasses when she reads, but when she's mad you better run. She can throw anything at you with deadly precision. She mostly likes throwing her hand at my face, but that's besides the point. When I say run, bitch you better run. She's like the grim reaper. Ok, I should stop describing my mom like she's a psychopath.

She passed down the album to Jisoo unnie. I remember that only one of them knows that I have a dick. That's going to be a big surprise. "Lisa, we know." Or not.

"Know what?" I asked. I had to make sure.

"That you have a dick." Jisoo unnie said bluntly.

"Oh." I sighed in relief.

"We were just waiting for you to confess to us about it." Chaeyoung said.

Jennie reached for my hand and squeezed it gently and whispers "It's ok, don't be worried."

"Ok moving on. Did you tell them Lisa or no?" I knew what my mother was asking about.

"No." I simply said.

"Tell them."

"Later at the hotel."

"Ok."

I paid the bill as usual. Mom decided to call her driver, so she didn't ride with us to the hotel. The ride back wasn't quiet at all. Jisoo unnie had a few glasses of wine, and so did Jennie. It doesn't take long for them to get tipsy. I sat in the middle with Jennie and Chaeyoung with Jisoo unnie.

"HEY JENNIE MY CHICKEN FLEW AWAY!!"

"WHATTT! WHERE ARE MY EYEBALLS?" Jen started to sob uncontrollably about her missing eyeballs.

"I PUT MY EYEBALLS HERE!!! AND NOW THEY'RE GONE!!" She poked her eyes sockets.

"KAI IS DEAD!!!!"

"Which Kai?" Chaeyoung asked her. Not helping on lowering down the volume.

"THE ONE THAT HAS HAIR!!"

"Unnie both of them have hair."

"WELL THEN THE ONE THAT DOESN'T HAVE HAIR!!"

"They both have hair unnie." She restated.

"THE ONE THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A RUG!!!"

"Oh."

We heard a high pitched scream in the back.

"THAT CHICKEN DOESN'T HAVE A HEAD!!!!"

"I WANT MY MOMMY!!!" Jisoo unnie continued to scream.

"WAIT NO DON'T EAT IT'S ASS!!"

"COME BAC-!!!" Chaeyoung used her hand to cover her mouth.

Jennie fell asleep on my shoulder. Drool coming down the side of her mouth onto my clothes. I slowly move her head and put myself into a more comfortable position then I lay her head down carefully back on my shoulder.

I heard Chaeyoung sigh in relief. I turn around to see Jisoo's head on her lap. "Don't leave them alone in their rooms. Let them stay in yours." Our group manager said, while stopping the car.