Joel x female reader

Chapter 4

WARNING , THIS SHOT CONTAINS SWEARING! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Walking forever, never once to sleep or anything. Joel began walking around, trying to find something while Ellie circled around with bug fireflies flying around her. Being the space mind you were, you climbed up a electrical box and hopped up onto the roof of the house. Taking in the view of the land, you jumped slightly as a wooden plank was placed in your view.

"Got it sweetheart?"

"Yeah."

You pulled the plank up, only to receive a lovely splinter. Cursing under your breath, you placed the plank down and walked across it while trying to get the splinter out.

"Damn this fucking little piece of shit..."

You grumbled under your breath, the splinter wouldn't get out of your finger. Joel and Ellie walked across the plank, Joel kicked the plank away while you glared at the splinter in your finger. Before you could do anything, a strong big hand held yours as it brought your hand into view of Joel's face. He took your finger with the splinter in it to his lips, without a word he took your finger into his mouth. Blushing deeply as his wet warm tongue danced around your finger, you gulped down the saliva that was building up in your mouth. After a few minutes later, Joel pulled away from your finger and spit the splinter out.

"There you go princess, all better."

Joel smiled as he pecked your finger, you giggled and bit your bottom lip, if his tongue did that...wonder...you shook your head at the dirty thought. Joel chuckled and winked, almost reading your mind of the dirty blurred thought that popped into your mind.

"You dirty little pervert."

Smirking, you wrapped your arms around his neck.

"Look who's talking Mr. Likes to play with my body."

Joel groaned and kissed your forehead, his hands slid down your body and rested them on your butt again. Just before you could move away, Joel quickly gave your butt a firm squeeze, making you gasp and push him back. Joel laughed as you stomped away with a red face, he licked his lips as his eyes casted up and down your figure.

"Stop eye stripping me!"

You yelled out, Ellie laughed as Joel rolled his eyes. Since Tess wasn't here, he could be as dirty as he wanted.

"Why don't you get back here darling, and I'll do more than that."

Shivering at the thought, you could feel your hands begin to sweat. Damn him and being so damn hot and seductive! The three of you walked into a building, poor Ellie was trying to whistle. And of course, Cryaotic being the weird-o he is, he was trying to give advice about how to whistle which came out to be very perverted.

After raiding the house of what it had, you came up to a fence which was jammed from the other side.

"Joel, boost me up."

"Alright doll."

Joel walked over to the fence and squatted down.

"Alright, give me your foot."

You walked over to him and placed your foot in his hand, with a swift movement you got over the fence.

"Easy babe."

"Don't worry, I got it."

Once your feet came into contact with the ground, you pulled what was blocking the fence with out. Opening the fence, Joel walked out and smiled at you.

"You're light as a feather babe."

Rolling your eyes, you patted his chest as Ellie followed suit.

"So like, are the two of you going to like have kids or something?"

You gulped and looked away, Joel chuckled as he wrap one arm around your waist and pulled you close to his body. Gasping at the sudden movement, his free hand traced down your body.

"Oh trust me, we are after all this shit clears up."

After the killing of runners and clickers, setting off traps, and wasting of many bullets and weapons, the three of you finally got to where you needed to be. Once opening the door to a building, you now found yourself upside down hanging by a rope that was attatched to a fridge.

"Shit!"

You cursed while hanging upside down.

"I gotcha."

Joel ran over to you and held you steady, your eyes connected with his in a smile.

"Well hi there."

Joel chuckled and kissed you in an upside down cheesy Spiderman kiss, sadly the kiss had to end because clickers and runners began running in. Time ticked away as Joel and Ellie tried to cut you down, all of your blood began trickling away into your brain. You couldn't help but giggle as things began to go double, and as soon as you were cut down a runner glomped you down onto the ground and tried biting your neck.

"Get off of me you fucker!"

Taking out your shiv, you stabbed the runner in the neck and twisted the blade. Kicking the now dead walker off of you, you stood up just as Joel pulled you into a gentle hug.

"You alright babe?"

Hugging back, you nuzzled into his sweat covered neck.

"Yeah... just slightly dizzy."

You gasped as you were ripped from Joel's arms.

"Come on! We don't have all day!"

Following a masked man, the 4 of you arrived at a safe place. Once the masked person and Joel locked the door, you leaned over on your knees gasping for air. Ellie walked over to you and placed a hand on your shoulder.

"You okay?"

You nodded and patter her hand, she smiled and moved away a bit. Standing back up, you were once again pressed against a warm body. Wrapping your arms around his waist as he placed his hands on your hips, your head rested on his chest as he rested his head against yours. Just as you pulled back from the hug, Joel leaned down and went to kiss you but once again you were ripped away from him and handcuffed onto a steal pipe.

"The fuck man!?"

Ellie went to strike Bill, but he cuffed her as well. Bill checked Joel for anything wrong with him, and just as he turned around Ellie broke off the pipe and wacked Bill with it. You smiled as Joel stopped her.

"Son-of-a-bitch!"

Turns out, she broke his shooting arm, boo-freaking-woo. With the strength you had, you tugged the pipe out as it slipped through your cuffed hands. Everyone looked at you, just in time to see you snap the chains in between the cuffs.

"Holy shit..."

You looked at Bill with a poker face, he gulped and quickly unlocked the cuff on Ellie. Before Bill, Joel, and Ellie got into an argument, you sighed and cracked your neck and knuckles. You placed a hand on Ellie's shoulder, she looked up at you to see you glaring at Bill so she shut up. Removing your hand, you walked over to Joel who was arguing with Bill, grabbed his hand, turned him around and pressed your lips onto his. Joel, muffled by your lips, he slowly kissed back as he placed a hand on your lower back. Breaking the kiss with a strand of saliva attached to your lips from his, you licked it off and glared at Bill once again. Joel dropped his hand as you walked over to Bill with a stern glare, he backed up onto to run into a wall.

"Stay back you crazy--"

With a swift movement, you grabbed the knife in his hand and held it to his throat.

"I'm going to ask you nicely, then I'm going to become very aggressive."

Your voice was gentle, but every word carried venom. Bill went to gulp, but sadly he couldn't because the blade you held was 2 inches away from his throat. Joel on the other hand was smirking, he had to admit, you were H.O.T. when you were aggressive, wonder what you would be like in bed.

"Alright."