Bungou Stray Dogs Oneshots

Dazai - Muggy

A/N
Another unoriginal idea, I got this from tumblr.

It's also good to note that this is actual crack

It's sure is cold outside

Gray clouds. Elegant snowflakes falling. And two agency members taking a break from work in their small house.

(Y/n) and Dazai is not what you would call a "normal couple" they would always find notorious ways to piss others or each other off the hook

Their "ways" go in various ways such as replacing kunikida's ideals notebook into a normal one to replacing Ranpo's chocolate eggs into real ones.

Everyday is a living war area between those two

And today is a nice, gentle snowy day. With (y/n) preparing snacks for both of them and dazai suddenly Dissapearing

While preparing to open the saucers, dazai loudly opened the door and removed his coat while saying:

"It's sure is muggy today, huh (y/n)?" dazai cheerfully said while he went to the living area and sat down

(y/n) wasn't sure what to respond so she replied with a simple

"Okay?"

She was skeptical, dazai just suddenly disappeared then appeared once again. What's weird is that it seems he didn't bought anything.

And it doesn't seem he was visiting someone because everyone in the agency was too busy doing their own thing

Plus

It doesn't seem that anyone would pick dazai's call up considering that they wouldn't want their peaceful day to be destroyed

And lastly, it didn't seem that he just attempted doing suicide, after all he kept on saying that he wouldn't die without his beautiful (y/n) by his side.

And his clothes seem to be unscathed or dirtied

So what was he doing outside?

Then it hit her

His sentence

Of course

Why didn't she thought of it earlier

"Dazai."

"Yes?"

"I swear."

"I swear what?"

"I swear that if you placed all our mugs in the front yard I will kill you more brutally than kunikida's kicks"

Then she saw dazai chuckle

While drinking coffee from a soup bowl

A freaking soup bowl