Bungou Stray Dogs Oneshots

Chuuya- I Hate You

(A/N) : Just a drabble. Kind of boring, but yeah.

"For God's Sake, stop annoying me"

(Y/N)

I stood in the halls of the building, while observing the view of the city in front of me, the vast sea of thoughts eating me

I had nothing to do as of now apparently, I recently just finished the mission the boss assigned to me, and now I have to be on standby until another mission or problem arises.

But the problem is, it's been a week, but still, no signs of a new mission, so now I had nothing left to do, no matter what I want to do, it always seems like another boring day at the headquarters

I sigh at the thought as I massaged the bridge of my nose to ease the annoyance I feel as of now, after contemplating for a minute, I decided to go back to my room instead, But as I turned to walk, I bumped into someone and fell

Which hurt.

a lot

"Ouch! What the hell!" the girl exclaimed as she held her back in pain

"The hell? I should be saying that you idiot" The person nonchalanty said with a tint of annoyance

"What the? This guy!" (y/n) thought as she heard wht the person had, said, with rage she quickly stood up and pointed at the person with anger

"You Dum- Chuuya?" her statement was cut off when she realized who bumped into her

"Wha- (y/n)?" The person, who was chuuya, was also surprised to see (y/n), as she was least person he'd expect to see today

Chuuya Nakahara and (L/n) (y/n), What should we call them. Friends? Enemies? We'll never know, all we know is that at one time we see them being normal with conversations and later they're ready to kill each other off with ones ability

Confusing? I know right?

"Wha—How were you able to push me down?? You're too short to be able to do that!" she exclaimed in surprise

In annoyance, Chuuya wasn't ready to let that statement go, he heard every single word she said

"what the hell did you say you rascal?!" he exclaimed as he raised his voice to the person in front of him, not caring if someone would hear him

The girl, not affected the slightest bit, was always ready to fight back, and so, she repeated:

"I said how were you able to push me down with that height of yours!"

A tick mark and clearly be seen on Chuuya head as he was annoyed at how the girl was not unaffected on his intimidation

"like you're the one to talk! You wear heel to boost your height but still were able to be knocked down by me youweakling!"

And so the fight began.

"I'm not weak!"

"Then why did you fell?!"

"Because you purposely bumped into me!"

"I did not!"

"You did!"

"Woah woah woah what happened?"
Someone said in the other end of the hall as they walked near towards the duo

"This idiot kept on saying that I'm weak even though he purposely bumped into me on purpose!" The girl accusingly said as she pointed to chuuya with glaring annoyance

Chuuya mockingly acted shocked with her accusation and sarcastically saud

"What? I did that? Oh yes I did, Well then I'm "Sorry" If I hurted you, it's not my fault you were hurt, Oh wait, yeah, you're not weak, you weren't hurt when you were rubbing your back right? THAT WAS JUST A MASSAGE RIGHT? A MASSAGE!" he said as he glared at the (h/c) haired girl

"Of course it was!" she shouted back

"Woah, you two need to calm down and chill, how ab-"

"Shut up Dazai" They both annoyingly shouted at Dazai, who was trying to stop their argument

Dazai then looked at the duo as he scratched his back while saying to himself:

"Hm, this is bad, really bad. Well-" he continued as he forcefully took Chuuya and placed him on his shoulder as if he was carrying a sack of rice

Chuuya then tried to grasped free from dazai grasp, but The person carrying him was just way too strong to handle

And here's (Y/n) who was too shocked at the situation that she just stared at the occurrence happening in front of her

Dazai then looked at the girl then smiled, as he casually turned and walked away, but as he walked away, he shouted

"Sorry for Chuuya (y/n), He's on his period so he's not exactly functioning well, isn't that right chuuya?"

She had nothing to say as she was still processing whag happened in front of her, questioning whether that was real or not