Bungou Stray Dogs Oneshots

Dazai - Friendzone

"People's greed knows no bounds"

The (H/c) haired girl and hazelnut eyed boy sat next to each other admiring the tranquility of the silence.

The girl, only to have finished letting her woes out, looked at her friend in new found happiness.

"Thank you, Dazai!" the girl exclaimed

"everything for you! (y/n)!" the boy grinned, finally relieved.

He then continued. "now that I have finally solved your problems, would you be so kind to be in a doub-"

"I'm sorry Dazai but no"

"But why?" dazai exclaimed, disappointed, crying fake alligator tears in an attempt to make the girl feel guilty of her choices.

That of which was something that is terribly ineffective.

What followed next is another round of silence, but this time, a peaceful, comfortable one.

"I'm really glad" the girl said, looking down

"huh" confused, he ask

"I'm really glad Dazai, that you're my friend" the girl then fully looked at the boy with a bright smile.

But what she expected wasn't a smile instead she was welcomed by a blank- faced Dazai with his face looking down at the cold concrete floor, shadows covering his eyes

"Dazai?" the girl asked, worried as to what happened to his friend.

"I'm not usually the one for this. But they say people's greed knows no bounds" Dazai said standing up slightly walking forward, back still facing the confused (h/c) haired girl

"Huh" head slightly tilted, still not getting a hint at what was happening, to her, it seemed that the man was once again making random remarks.

"you really are troublesome huh? (y/n)? Well whatever" he said as he released a long sigh, still laced with seriousness.

I'll give you three seconds to slap me"

"Wait? Slap you? Why wou—" she wasn't able to finish her sentence as something was preventing her to do so

Until she realized

With dazai's hands at her neck and at her cheek

Dazai was kissing her

Both of his hands slowly let go of the girl's face starting to smirk as he began to saw the view in front of him

"wha—why did you-" the girl said frantically as she still hasn't analyzed as to what just happened

"Three"

"huh? What? Hey dazai! what is thi-"

"Two"

"hey! At least reply to my question!

"One"

"Huh?"

The boy then looked down at the girl, who was still blushing while looking at him confusingly

"You didn't slap me, (y/n)"

"wait, what?" still confused

"Dazai, please give me some time to digest everything, you're confusing me"

"It's simple really, I gave you three seconds to slap me but you didn't"

Looking at him, she pursed her lips in realization, all the puzzle pieces were in place.

Cutting her off in her realization, he continues

"Then, I hope that you're okay with this, once again" he said as he engulfed her with a kiss again.

But this time, the girl stood up, wrapping his arms around the the boy's neck bringing herself closer to him.

After a soft, lovely kiss they slowly drifted apart with foreheads touching

"You didn't have to do it that way dazai" the girl said sweetly as he looked at her eyes with a glint of admiration

"I have to, you know why (y/n)?" the boy said with a hint of mischievousness

"why?"

"because you're dense, denser than Kunikida-kun and kyouka combined" dazai said with a smirk.

"Huh? No i'm not!" the girl, now moving away from dazai with her arms crossed

"You are"

"I'm not"

"You are"

"I'm not!"

"You are!"

"I'm not okay! Stop that!" the girl exclaimed as she eagerly protected her poor pride, fraustrated

But on the other side, dazai was laughing so hard that he thought that he was gonna die of laughing but alas his laughing quited down as he suddenly looked at the girl and hugged her tightly while saying:

"I love you"

Surprised by this, the girl slowly returned the embrace with her flushing face

"I love you too"

A/N
My first ever dazai oneshot! If you haven't noticed, I actually took inspiration from a fluff manga/ webtoon I randomly saw in the internet and instantly thought of dazai

Well anyways it's actually hard to write for him for some reason, I still haven't got a full grasp of his character.

Well, stay tuned for the next oneshot!