Arthur was jolted awake, as Alfred had jumped up and flopped on top of him.
Arthur remembered what day it was and looked up at the American, thinking he'd be happy today.
That was his first mistake.
Alfred was mad. Like, hella mad. Arthur wrapped his arms around his boyfriend.
"What's wrong love?"
"I'm angry."
"Why?"
"I stubbed my toe, then I found out I didn't plug in my phone last night so it's dead, my little drawing tablet stylus pen thing is missing, and I can't find Texas."
"On a scale of one to ten, how angry are you?"
"This angry."
Alfred scrunched his face and started wiggled around like a pissed off toddler who didn't want to take a nap.
Arthur chuckled a bit, causing him to stop wiggling.
"What's so funny?"
"You're like a little angry child. Do I need to call Feliciano to come babysit you, love?"
Arthur laughed as Alfred wiggled even more angrily.
"Alright, alright, I'm sorry. What do you want to go do today? Before your party?"
Alfred stopped the wiggle once again so he could think properly.
"Umm.. can we go for a walk and go shopping and stuff? Cuz there's like a little string of shops and stuff down the street."
"Yeah, we can do that. But we need to find your glasses first, you're practically blind without them."
"Um, excuse me, they're called Texas."
"Ok, whatever."
Alfred stood and stumbled out of the room. He held his arms out in front of him, trying to feel around to the staircase.
"Alfred, you're gonna fall."
"No I'm noAHHHHHHH"
Arthur sighed as he heard Alfred fall down, probably head first. The Brit stood and picked up Alfred's glasses from the bedside table.
He walked down the stairs, surprised to NOT see Alfred at the bottom. He was up and walking around, bumping into everything as he went.
Arthur sighed in amusement, and put the glasses on Alfred's face. He blinked a few times before smiling brightly.
"Thanks babe!"
"Alright, put your shoes on so we can go do our shopping."
"Okie."
Arthur grabbed his wallet and keys and stood beside the door. He looked at Alfred, who was texting on his phone.
"Oh my God he's so stupid."
"Alfred, whose stupid?"
"Uh? Oh, Gilbert is. He thinks that Mattie's pregnant for some reason."
"Well, we ARE countries, I don't think it's impossible."
Alfred looked at him dumbfounded before realizing something.
"SO HE TOOK MY BRO'S INNOCENCE? I'M TELLING FRANCIS."
Alfred proceeded to text full speed while walking outside to Arthur's car. Arthur locked the door behind him before following him.
"I know you wanted to walk, but I know we're going to end up buying quite a bit."
