There's some uh
Language in this
You have been warned
Alfred sat down at the meeting table, extremely bored. He looked across the table at Arthur, who was currently arguing with France about food.
"...WELL AT LEAST I DONT EAT SNAILS YOU BLOODY FROG!"
" *gasp* 'OW DARE YOU!"
Alfred giggled. Then decided to butt in.
"Escargot? More like escar-no!"
Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked over at Alfred. France looked horrified. England was trying his best to keep in his laughter.
Alfred was proud. Germany sighed and stood up at the front of the table.
"..thank you, Amerika, for getting everyone quiet. Now, how are we...." Germany went on about how they could all benefit to helping the world. Alfred was distracted with texting Arthur.
My Iggy with the Jiggy
That had to have been the greatest thing I've ever heard come out of your mouth
Me, the Greatest Hero Ever
I thought it was "I'll fuck you til you can't breathe"
Alfred looked up at Arthur to see him blushing and making a face. Alfred snickered proudly.
My Iggy with the Jiggy
You need to bloody stop it, we're in a meeting
Me, the Greatest Hero Ever
You can't tell me what to do, you're not my dad
My Iggy with the Jiggy
No but I can be your daddy
Me, the Greatest Hero Ever
WHAT
My Iggy with the Jiggy
Pft I'm kidding
Alfred huffed and put is phone down. He looked up front, seeing that it was now Spain standing.
'Wow, I've never seen him up there.'
"Now. Who here thinks that Roma is the cutest thing ever??"
'Yep. That's why.'
Alfred sighed. Then he got another idea.
He pulled out his phone again.
I'm not a 'Burger Bastard'
Hey Romano
Romano The Little Tomato Man
What the hell you want idiota
I'm not a 'Burger Bastard'
I have a question
Romano The Little Tomato Man
Oh boy. What is it?
I'm not a 'Burger Bastard'
How willing would you be to shout 'Si Papi' while Spain is up at the front??
I'll send you ten crates of tomatoes straight to your place if you do
Romano The Little Tomato Man
...Deal. Now watch that tomato bastard's face.
America looked back up front, waiting for Spain's reaction.
Romano let out quite a loud moan before shouting, "SI PAPI."
Everyone in the room gasped before looking between Romano and Spain in shock, or screaming with laughter.
Spain was red in the face, but his eyes. He had a special look in his eyes. Romano laughed before looking up at him. His face dropped before going back to his original pissy self.
"Oi! Don't you-a dare.."
Spain began making his way towards the Italian, who sprinted out the door.
Arthur looked over the laughing American. He knew for a fact that it was Alfred who told Romano to do that.
He sighed in amusement, as it was pretty hilarious to see Spain react in such a way.
Arthur stood and made his way to Alfred.
"America, let's go. The meeting is about to end soon anyways."
Alfred looked up at the Brit, tears of pure joy running down his face.
"Eh, alright. That was pretty great wasn't it, Iggy?"
"Yes, but I don't think that Romano is going to get away with such a thing."
The pair walked out of the building and into Alfred's car. Arthur had ridden with him to the meeting before hand.
"Say, Alfred, has there ever been a time where something like that happened to you?"
"Nah. I'm to great for that."
"So.. no one has ever said anything about Florida?"
Alfred blushed a bit. "Ehh, nope."
"Or how apparently 'everything is bigger in Texas'?"
Alfred made a face before turning to Arthur with a smirk.
"You're just asking to be fucked, aren't ya?"
It was now Arthur's turn to blush.
"I- What- Oh fuck off you git."
Alfred snickered. "Don't worry, maybe we can do something back at my place."
Arthur pouted. "Whatever, you could never please me."
"That's not what you said last night."
Alfred laughed as the Brit slapped his arm.
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