Arthur had been thinking a lot lately. He had HEARD about the dreaded 'e-zones', specifically Alfred's. But he was still curious as to if it was ACTUALLY a real thing.
"Alfred, love?"
"Ye?"
"I'd like to have a mini interview with you."
"Aw yeah, mini interview!"
Alfred walked out of the kitchen and sat in front of his boyfriend.
"What kinda questions do ya got for me, boo?"
"The suggestive kind."
"I- what?"
Alfred looked at Arthur, completely clueless. He usually hated anything sexual. He thought back to a past conversation.
'I would like to save myself for such things, you bloody asshole!'
'I'm not a bloody asshole! I don't have hemorrhoids!'
Alfred decided to go along with it anyways.
"Okay. What are they?"
"What does your cowlick do?"
Alfred blushed.
"Pardon?"
"So e-zones do actually exist. Interesting."
"Why's that interesting, hun?"
"So, since you're normally dominant and such, does your cowlick make you a bottom."
Alfred turned his head away sharply, his blush getting darker.
"OHOHO! So you're REALLY a pillow biting bottom boy, aren't you?!"
"I'M NOT A PILLOW BITING BOTTOM BOY, I'M NOT!"
"LIAR! YOU'RE A MAJOR BOTTOM AREN'T YOU!"
"NO!"
"LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME YOU'RE A TOP!"
Arthur stood in front of the American, waiting for his answer. Alfred looked him in the eye, with an embarrassed look on his face.
"..."
"Bottom."
"FUCK YOU!"
"NO YOU WON'T, BECAUSE YOU'RE A BOTTOM!"
"PROVE IT!"
Arthur looked at him for a second before pulling at Alfred's cowlick. Alfred covered his mouth.
"You told me to prove it, bottom. Now here you are, suffering."
Alfred gave Arthur a dirty look.
"Don't make me do it, Alfred."
"Do what?"
"Bring out the pirate."
Alfred squeaked before running upstairs into their shared room. Arthur smirked and pulled out his phone to call Matthew.
"Hello? Did Alfred do something stupid again?"
"No. But I just found out that he's a major bottom."
"Pfft. I should've known he was always putting up an act, I'm his twin."
Arthur hung up after talking for a few minutes. He began planning on what he could do with Alfred later.
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