*edit- I forgot to add this before I updated this book: if you can guess the song in this chapter without looking it up then I'll write that person's request as a chapter*
The countries were currently taking a break during a meeting. They had just finished an argument about global warming.
Alfred looked at Arthur from across the meeting table. Arthur glanced up from the book he was reading.
"What is it, America? Something on my face?"
"Nah, just admiring you from afar."
The Brit rolled his eyes and continued on with his reading. Alfred grinned and pulled out his phone.
The Awesome Bros
Captain Hero Man
GUYS I have the best idea ever
Albinosaur
You're gonna let me change my nickname?
Captain Hero Man
Fuck no. We're gonna prank Iggy Brows
VikingsRule
You mean your crush??
Captain Hero Man
First of all, fuck you. Second of all, hear me out. It's small, but its gonna fuck with him
VikingsRule
That's what she said
Captain Hero Man
Guys please lets be serious. I want to get this out and over with
Albinosaur
That's what she said
Captain Hero Man
Stop making fun of meeee
Captain Hero Man
I wanna get some of that good love
VikingsRule
Okay fine whats the plan
Captain Hero Man
Salt-tea
Captain Hero Man
:D its a pun
Albinosaur
Alfred youre a dumbass
Captain Hero Man
No shit, tell me something I didnt know
VikingsRule
So we're just putting salt in his tea?? That's it?
Captain Hero Man
Yeah basically
VikingsRule
You're more basic than a white girl in Starbucks in October wearing UGG boots
Captain Hero Man
Wow fuck you too then
Captain Hero Man
Im not basic I'm just bad at being gay
Albinosaur
That is the most bullshit thing that has ever come out of your mouth istfg
Captain Hero Man
Watch your profanity
VikingsRule
Sorry to say but you guys are on your own, I gotta go see where Norge is going
