Arthur was fucking pissed. He looked over at Alfred, who was drenched in tea. He looked down at himself. He was covered head to toe in feathers, glitter, and mayonnaise.
"Alfred, I love you, but I'm going to bloody fucking kill you and your friends."
The Awesome Trio let out inhuman shrieks as Arthur made a bee line for them.
You may be wondering, "what the fuck did they do now?".
It started with a small, insignificant argument between Arthur and Alfred.
It was all playful, nothing too bad. They were talking about the Boston Harbour Tea Party. It was all good until Matthias and Gilbert butted in.
They thought it'd be funny to cover the lovers with glitter and colorful feathers as a prank.
"Do jou have zhe glue Matthias?"
"Ja, let's go."
The two ran out of the bushes while screaming.
Not only were they coming after them, Peter was running to Arthur with a jug of tea.
Peter was thinking that if he was nicer, then Arthur would consider letting him be more independent.
"Arthur look! I made you some-"
Peter collided with Matthias, who reached out to Gilbert as he fell. The two threw the feathers and shit away from them, hoping to hit Alfred with it. Peter had dropped the jug, which somehow exploded all over the American.
Everyone looked around at each other, stopping when their eyes landed on Arthur.
The Brit looked down at himself, shocked and trying to process what happened. He seemed to come to his senses when he smelled the air.
"Is- Is this mayonnaise?!"
Gilbert looked to Matthias.
"I zhought jou said it vas glue!?"
"I was in a hurry!"
Peter sniffled and gave Matthias a nasty look.
"I'm telling Tino!"
"What?! No, please he'll kill me!"
Peter had already ran off.
"He won't be able to because I'll get to you two first."
"Vell, it vas Alfred's idea."
"No it wasn't! I had no part in this!"
The group now sat at a park shelter house thing. Tino, Berwald, Lukas, and Ludwig were now there. Tino was holding a sniffling Peter in his lap.
"What were you thinking? Why would you have thought something like this would be funny?"
"W- well.. it was originally supposed to be on both of them and-"
"You idiot Dane, you hurt Peter, and you also took a whole large jar of Mayonnaise."
"And Gilbert, jou stole Feli's crafting supplies. He vas trying to make something new vith stuff he doesn't use and now for some reason he zhinks zhe vorld is out to get him."
Gilbert and Matthias looked down in shame. Everyone left, leaving Alfred and Arthur behind.
"You smell weird."
"It's probably just the mayonnaise. You're all sticky."
"Most likely the tea."
The two began walking back to their shared apartment.
"Hey Artie."
"What?"
"If we hugged, do you know what we would be?"
"I'm afraid to ask."
"You should be."
Arthur looked up at him hesitantly.
"...What would we be?"
Alfred leaned down to whisper in his ear.
"We could be cum because you're all white and I'm all sticky."
Arthur lightly smacked Alfred's arm.
"I hate you so much. I should have known you were going to make some sort of joke."
Alfred laughed proudly at his shitty joke.
"I love you too Arthur."
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Important, please read
I was thinking about the new story I want to write, and realized that I don't think I'd be able to do it
Like, I don't have the motivation, I don't even have half a chapter written.
That, and it would kind of throw me off if that makes sense
Although I am thinking about making a comic. I've always wanted to make a comic, and it'll be focused on Cupid/Eros.
My own little story, made up almost on my own
I get some facts and suggestions from irl friends to help me
If someone else wants the story ideas and book cover for the FACE fam book then I can give it to you. But you gotta stay committed to it please
Thanks for your time, Bai peeps 🐣🐣
