Bender stops "singing" abruptly.
"Oh, shit! What're we s'posed to do if we hafta take a piss?"
"Oh god..." I mumble to myself.
"Please..." the jock sighed.
"If you gotta go..." Bender unzips his pants. "You gotta go!"
We all were now staring at Bender.
"Oh my God!" Redhead rolls her eyes.
"Hey, yer not urinating in here man!" The jock threatens.
"Don't talk! Don't talk! It makes it crawl back up!" Bender pretends to aim at the floor.
"You whip it out and you're dead before the first drop hits the floor!" The jock swiftly turns around to Bender.
Bender gasps mockingly.
"You're pretty sexy when you get angry...grrr!"
Bender turns to Johnson. "Hey, homeboy..."
Johnson points to himself with his pen.
"...why don't you go close that door. We'll get the prom queen--impregnated!"
The redhead turns and glares at Bender. "Hey!"
"What?" Bender says with "innocence".
"That's so cruel Bender, have some respect for women." My head whips to Bender who smiles at my appearance.
"Ether you or her sweets" I roll my eyes in disgust.
"If I lose my temper, you're totaled
man!" The jock seems to have had enough with Bender."Totally?" Bender mocks.
"Totally!" He repeats himself.
"Why don't you just shut up! Nobody
here is interested!" Says the redhead."Really!" The jock agrees. "Buttface!"
"Well hey Sporto! What'd you do to get in here? Forget to wash your jock?" Bender gets defensive and scolds him after asking.
"Uh, excuse me, fellas? I think we should just write our papers..." Johnson now enters the conversation, nervous.
"Look , just because you live in here doesn't give you the right to be a pain in the ass...so knock it off!" The jock still try's to fight Bender at his own game.
Bender mockingly registers pain in his face. "It's a free country..."
"He's just doing it to get a rise out of you! Just ignore him..." the redhead chimes in.
"Sweets...you couldn't ignore me if you tried!" She rolls her eyes.
"So...so!" Bender folds his hands neatly as he thinks of creative ways to piss us off.
YOU ARE READING
//Don't you forget about me//
Teen FictionA story about six kids who meet in Saturday detention learning about one another while serving their time. (I do not own any of these characters except for my own)