8

1.2K 23 0
                                    

"What would I do for a million bucks? Well, I guess I'd do as little as I had to

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

"What would I do for a million bucks? Well, I guess I'd do as little as I had to..."

"That's boring..."

"Well, how'm I s'posed to answer?"

"The idea is to like search your mind for the absolute limit. Like, uh, would you drive to school naked?" Andrew laughs.

"Um, uh...would I have to get out of the car?"

"Of course..."

"In the spring, or winter?"

"It doesn't matter...spring..."

"In front of the school or in back of the school?"

"Either one..."

"Yes..."

"I'd do that!" I look at Allison, so does everyone else.

"I'll do anything sexual, I don't need a million dollars to do it either..."

"You're lying..." Claire accuses.

"I already have...I've done just about everything there is except a few things that are illegal...I'm a nymphomaniac!"

Claire rolls her eyes. "Lie..."

"Are your parents aware of this?" Brian worries.

"The only person I told was my shrink..."

"And what'd he do when you told him?"

"He nailed me..."

"Very nice..."

"I don't think that from a legal standpoint what he did can be construed as rape since I paid him."

"He's an adult!" Allison is relishing this attention.

"Yeah...he's married too!" Claire notes her disgust.

"Do you have any idea how completely gross that is?"

"Well, the first few times..."

"First few times? You mean he did it more than once?"

"Sure..."

"Are you crazy?"

"Obviously she's crazy if she's screwing her shrink..."

"Have you ever done it?"

"I don't even have a psychiatrist..." Claire averts.

"Have you ever done it with a normal person?"

"Now, didn't we already cover this?" Claire dodges.

"You never answered the question..." Bender smirks.

"Look, I'm not gonna discuss my private life with total strangers."

"It's kind of a double-edged sword, isn't it?"

"A what?"

"Well, if you say you haven't... you're a prude. If you say you have...you're a slut! It's a trap. You want to but you can't but when you do you wish you didn't, right?"

//Don't you forget about me// Where stories live. Discover now