DESIME Random stuff [Ending]

Random incorrect quotes

Lust: everybody has a gay cousin..

Defilement: B*tch i don't have a gay cous--- *realized*

Defilement: wait, oh sh*t i am the gay cou---- Oh maw gawd

Lust: really? =___=

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Arbitrous: -and now for a gay update with Provoke.

Provoke: Getting gayer.

Arbitrous: thank you Provoke.

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Mischievious: YOU'RE A LYING, CHEATING, PIECE OF SHIT!!

Rion: oh, yeah? And you're a liar who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Mischievious: I'M GETTING THAT SWORD AND SENDING BACK YOU TO HELL!

Rion: *picking up monopoly board* Okay, were gonna stop playing now.

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Diligence: Sorry, i just sneezed and liked your post.

Wrath: and commented 'damn Daddy' on all of my selfies?

Diligence: i have the flu.

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Charity: aww, babe, you have a crush on me? How embarrasing.

Greed:  We're married.

Charity: .... still.

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Courage: i had NOTHING to do with him *point to Violence*

Courage: Okay, it was my idea but i don't feel good about it.

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Ignorance: would you say you're independent?

Kindness: *looks at envy*

Envy: *nods*

Kindness: i'd say so, yes.

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Gluttony: could you pass the salt?

Wrath: *throws Sloth across the table*

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Patience: you must be tired.

Knowledge: No, i'm good. Refreshed and ready to fight some bad guy.

Patience: I was talking to Wrath.

Knowledge: Well, i was talking to Ignorance.

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Dunno i'm bored don't ask....