DESIME Random stuff [Ending]

Desime couple #part1

I have an idea and it is incorrect quotes, some jokes puns and some cheesy pick up lines >:3

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Patience: my mom always has a problem with what i'm doing.

Wrath: Probably because you're always doing me.

Patience: *chokes on water* WRATH! >///<

Wrath: what? I'm right you know~ *smirks*

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Pride: Humility,i want to say something to you!

Humility: sure, what is it?

Pride: i just want to say that.... you're the macaroni to my cheese.

Humility: oh Pride... you're so cheesy hehe..

Pride: i know, because im your cheese boy.

The other: ..... 'seriouslly?'

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Despair: um... Curse... can i ask you something?

Curse: Sure! What's that?

Despair: will you Bee my Honey?

Curse: E-eh?! What do y-you mean?

Despair: you don't want to? It's okay... i'm just going to back to my place then...

Curse: w-wait! That's not what i meant! I... i-i've Bean thinking of you a Latte, so i take it as a yes? *blushing*

Despair: T-thanks... i... You're such a Catch..

Curse: s-stop with the chessy puns! Your embarrasing me =////=

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Envy: you look nice, i want to kiss you

Kindness: what?

Envy: I SAID YOU LOOK HORRIBLE! Ò///Ó

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Mischievious: you promised me you wouldn't get me bees again!

Rion, from a distance: just open it!

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Lust: hey Chas! Do you have a band-aid? Because i just scrapped my knee falling for you~

Chastity: *leaves*

Lust: really? =__=

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Chaos: you know Thrift... Loafing you is easy

Thrift: awww Chaos nyan~

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Diligence: you need a hobby, Charity.

Charity: i have a hobby, Diligence.

Diligence: How many time do i tell you that stalking Greed isn't a hobby?

Charity: how about you? You always stalking Sloth!

Diligence: .... true.

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Witchcraft: hey, Vanessa!

Vanessa: yeah?

Witchcraft: Do you work at starbucks? Because i like you a latte~

Vanessa: Honey... i didn't work at starbucks, and we already married for 3 years

Witchcraft: what? i cannot flirt with my own wife?

Vanessa: fine, you can

Witchcraft: yey! *kissing Vanessa*

Atramentous, from far away: uh.... *covering Animancy and White magic eyes*

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Gluttony: you know, I want you on top of me for once in bed~

Temperance: *blushing so hard*

Temperance: pervert...

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Diligence: hey Sloth

Sloth: What do you want?

Diligence: what's that in your hand?

Sloth: what, noth---

Diligence: *takes her hand* it's me *smirks*

Sloth: *blush* oh my god

Kekekekeke... ini baru part 1 nanti aku publish lagi part 2 nya