Why Me (Avengers Soulmates AU)

Daily Life

I lost by one game, so I hope whatever she gives me is edible. We came out of our spot at five in the morning. We ate some toast for breakfast. She had three and I had like ten, but who's counting.

At around seven everyone started walking in like yesterday. The only difference is mom had a meeting at eight so she was running around and getting ready to leave.

I sat in the living room as Shuri prepared her concoction. We had five more hours together.

By the time everyone besides mom, dad, and Wanda were here Shuri came out with the my second breakfast.

"I decided to make it easier on you and make it a smoothie." Shuri said handing me the jar of disgustingness. "What the hell is that?" Clint asked as I held up the container with a gray/blue substance.

"Kid, don't drink that." Steve said getting a closer look. Wanda walked in and instantly went to Vision.

"No, I must, I lost and now I must take my punishment." I turned to Shuri and looked her dead in the eyes.

"If I die, tell Ned I did eat his yogurt that day." I took a big breath before I start chugging.

"I could hear Shuri saying 'Chug, chug, chug' as if this was beer. Without looking I could tell everyone was worried about me.

I finished drinking the weird liquid and saw Shuri smirking at me. "What was in that? It tasted like shit and bananas." She was full on laughing now.

"How do you know what shit tastes like?" She asked barely breathing.

"Listen, you wouldn't believe how many robbers would pick up dog poop off the floor and throw it at my face. And this was before dad gave me a new suit so that thin fabric on my face did not save me from the poop. Eventually I started throwing it back at them. So people saw this guy in pajamas and a robber throwing poop at each other."

"They all seemed disgusted by my story, but I paid them no mind. "So, what was in it."

"Bananas, cherries, watermelons, peppermint, -" My eyes widen at the mention of peppermint and she smirks as she continues, "- garlic, peppers, and confetti cake."

I could feel it come up my throat. "Nah uh Parker, keep it in." I put my hand over my mouth and flip Shuri off.

"Is he okay?" Wanda asked "It is a fact that spiders hate peppermint, plus the combination of garlic and confetti cake isn't helping him." Vision says answering Wanda's question a little.

"Which translates to I'm going to throw this up no matter what." I push Shuri out of the way and start throwing up in the trash can in the kitchen. She followed me and started taking pictures.

"Hey Peter, this is the best you can get to getting a hangover." I wash my mouth once its all out.

"I hate you." Was all I told her as she washed the jar. We both sat down everyone in their own conversation.

"Oh yeah, the gang is coming over to see you suffer." Shuri said starting up our conversation. "Next time I will win and you will be the one suffering."

"If I lost to a peasant like you, I wouldn't be a queen." We both laughed.

After a while dad came from our lab and called Shuri, Bruce, and I over to him. He told us about the 'Scientific break through' he had and the four of us ran to the lab.

An hour later FRIDAY tells us Ned, Flash, MJ, and Gwen was here. We close up our experiment and go back to the living room.

"Peter my boi." Ned said as we did our hand shake. "Nedward my dude." I said as we finished.