Why Me (Avengers Soulmates AU)

Avoiding never works P1

A/N: Sorry I've been gone for a while. Life is being a bitch again. I will try to update faster like before.

So here I am, stuck in a room with two of my least favorite people. How did this happen? I bet everyone helped them plan this. I'm so gonna shoot dad in the butt for betraying me. Lets go back to two weeks ago when this all started.

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I honestly have no idea what time it is, but I need some coffee now. I put on sweat shorts and a sleeveless sweatshirt. I walk into the Kitchen and see Steve taking out a water bottle. I say good morning to him and start brewing coffee.

Me being me I don't hear what he says and just agree with him. That is until I somehow regain consciousness without coffee. This is how it went.

"Do you want to join Sam and me on our run."

"Sure."

"Great he is just waking Bucky up and we can leave."

"Gre-." I then became a wear of my surrounding and our conversation. Sam walks in and I look at him for a second but turn away from him when he looks up.

"Actually I can't go with you today."

Steve looks at me with confusion. "Oh, why cant you go with us."

I look at Sam again. This time he catches me and I can't look away. "Because I, um well I am-"

Luckily my phone went off signaling I'm getting a call. I take my coffee and pick up the phone while walking back to my room. This time, it's dad who calls me. 'Saved by the phone', or would it be 'Saved by the dad'

Either way, I was saved from being with him.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Three days later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I'm coming home from the orientation. Uncle Bruce and Thor were in the front, while Uncle Rhodes sat next to me.

"It was so cool. We came across some seniors and they were like 'Beware of the tests." I don't know if they were joking or not, but they seem kind of tired. They need to sleep more. Also The dorms were so nice. I'm still not going to stay in them. And the food is way better, but I guess we do have to pay in our sophomore year. The campus is so big, I cant wait to finally go there."

I rambled the whole way home and they smiled as they listened to me talk non stop. When we got into the elevator Rhode told FRIDAY to take us to the living room. "Welcome back mini boss."

"Thank you."

"No problem."

"I can't wait to call mom and dad and tell them about everything." Uncle Thor looked away at my words and uncle Bruce tried to cover him from my eyesight. Uncle Rhode redirected my attention.

"They will be happy to talk to you too."

The elevator door opens and the lights are off. After half a second, and yes I did time it, the lights came on. Everyone stood crowded around each other. But the only ones who was important right now was mom and dad standing in the front.

"MOM. DAD." I ran up to them and gave them a hug.

"Hey Underoos." They hugged me back and mom gave me a kiss on the cheek.

"I thought you guys were gonna be gone for two months, it's only been a week."

"Well the moment we left the building we convinced everyone to move the important meetings into four days. We can be with you until the day after your first day of college." Mom said.

"You didn't have to do that. I'm sorry I messed up your plans. Plus you must be tired." Dad laughed at my statement.

"Listen buddy. The meetings messed up our plans with you. Plus we're Tony and Pepper Stark, we do whatever we want whenever we want." Dad was right. The only ones who can control him is mom and I, and even then we have to wear him down.

"Thank you anyway. I love you guys so much."

Not much later we had a small welcome home party for all of the Starks, uncle Thor called it a family gathering. After three hours of eating, playing games, and terrible singing, we were all sitting down relaxing in the couches.

Mom and dad were basically making out on one of the love seats. Uncle Bruce and Thor were talking quietly on one of the couches, giggling every so often. Nat was helping Steve work a computer on the floor. I thought he would understood technology by now, but guess not. Wanda and Vision were reading and talking about a book together, as usual, on another couch. Clint and Scott were playing Mario Kart and uncle Rhode was commentating/watching them, those three on another couch. Sam and Bucky were in another love seat, but I was kind of ignoring them. I sat in a single seater sofa texting the idiots I call friends including Shuri.

"No way you cheated." Clint yelled at Scott who won.

"No, your just a sore loser." Scott yelled back.

"Peter you saw him cheat right?" I didn't answer to their bickering, but they probably wouldn't have heard if I did anyways.

"Don't try to bring my bug bro into this."

"Well we are Prank Bros. Plus spiders are arachnids not bugs."

"I hate to add to this stupidity, but He is a Stark so, we are the closest." Come on dad. He is no better than Clint and Scott.

"Any way, when did you and Peter even prank anyone together?" Scott asked.

"You know all the pranks I played on you guys after our first day here? Those were all Peter's ideas. He even set some up with me and when he was away we talked about pranks over the phone."

The argument continued for a few minutes longer until mom spoke up.

"Actually Peter, Nat and I are closest. Nat is his mama spider, I'm his mom and Nat and I are in the PPSPS." Mom says then goes back to basically making out with dad.

"What is PPSPS?" I ask along with Scott and Clint. But the two simply didn't answer us. The two went back to playing and smack talking each other.

After a while I got up and went to the kitchen to get some juice. After ten seconds Bucky walks in. We didn't talk, he took out two cups and began pouring soda into them.

When he put the soda away, he turned to me. And he did what I knew he would one we were only. He asked me a question.

"Peter can Sam and I talk to you." My heart beat picked up but I remained calm on the outside.

Should I talk to them. I'll just tell them I'm not interested and walk away. Or I could just not talk to them. The second choice sounds better.

I then tried to walk away.

A/N: I'm thinking of starting a new story. It would be Peter-man one-shots. If you agree what do you think I should name it? Also PPSPS is Peter Parker-Stark Protection Squad. It also consists of Tony, Bruce, Rhode, Thor, Loki, T'Challa, Ned, MJ, Gwen, Flash, and Shuri.