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Spade Pirate's First Mate

*Whitebeards seeing Ace interact with small children for the first time.*

Thatch: Ace, how many kids have you adopted exactly?

Ace: What? I haven’t adop-

Deuce: 23 and that was since I’ve been with him. 

Ace: I don’t have any ki-

Deuce: Who knows how many kids he’s promised to take in before that.

Ace: It’s not like that I was ju-

Deuce: You think Whitebeard’s crew is big. He’ll have nothing on Ace and I fear for the future. 

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Now, for something of my own.

First time Deuce experiences one of Ace's narcolepsy ftits while their in a public place.

Deuce: Damn, it sure is good to be on another island that isn't that last wretched one! *Shoves more food into his mouth.*

Ace: *mouth stuffed full of food* Eyu saed it! Now wiet Strieker we- BAMN! *Ace falls asleep in his food.*

At first, everything became silent. They stared. Everyone stared. Then...

"KYAAAA!!!"

"OH MY LOARD HE DIED!!!"

"WHAT THE FRUIT HAPPENED?!"

Deuce: Uh...

"SOMEONE CALL FOR HELP!!"

"KYAAAAAA!!!!"

"THE FOOD MUST BE POISONED!!!"

Deuce: No, it's because.-

"HIS ARM IS STILL HOLDING HIS FORK!!!"

"HE'S PARALIESED!!!!"

"KYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"

"DUDE, STOP YOUR SCREAMING!!!"

Deuce: *Sweat drops* People, chill. He's narcoleptic...

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But his words fell on death's ears.

In the end Ace woke up, telling them that he fell asleep. Earning deadpaned looks. XD