The Bibble

Chapter 6: Lies

Glory. Success. Praise. God has done it again, and for that, heaven sang his name.

"I have done it again! The devil has been defeated, and put back in his place once more!" God spoke, the angels roared.

There was shatter among the angels.

"How did God defeat Lucifer?"

"Does it matter? If he said he did it then he did it! Praise him."

"Praise him."

God continued.

"To celebrate, I will throw a party, but this is no ordinary party. This is going to be the biggest party anyone has ever seen! Even earth will witness our celebratory celebration. Today we will drink, not that alcohol drink, but something better," God created a table, on the table sat containers, "these containers contain something called wine. And it is even better than alcohol! Now drink! Put on the music."

Heaven went wild. Every angel from every corner began eating and drinking. God led the way, refilling his cup every time it was empty. Hours passed, and heaven still celebrated.

"Eve-every-ughhhh everyone! Come, come. Gather aro-ughhhhhhh-around! You know that devil guy? Yeah, haha! Him! I bet you right now he's planning to come to heaven and kill us all! He's so jealous of our big par-ughhhhh-party that he," God stopped mid speech to throw up, "he wants to kill us."

...

"Do you have a five?" Lucifer asked.

"Go fish."

"Again? This game fucking sucks."

"No, you just suck at this game," Lilith smiled.

"Mr. Lucifer, I think Ms. Lilith is correct here."

"I know Noke, but still. I'm getting my ass beat. I thought this was supposed to be fun."

"It is fun! Fun for me. Do you have a seven."

"Motherfuc-" Lucifer handed Lilith a card.

"And I win! How many does that make it."

"Six in a row Ms. Lilith."

"Let's play again! This time I'll win for sure."

...

"...and then, we will turn the people into horses, because why not?" God laughed, the angels, too intoxicated also laughed along.

Amongst the mass, some angels talked to each other.

"God has outdone himself. This wine stuff is pretty good!"

"You know what would be crazy?" An angel said, waiting for the other angel to reply.

They didn't reply, and instead just looked at the angel with their eyebrows raised.

"You're not gonna tell me?"

"You have to say what?"

"What?"

"Exactly!"

"No I mean, why do I have to say what?"
"Because you don't know what I'm going to say."

"But I raised my eyebrows. That should give you an indication."

"That doesn't count. You have to say what."

"Ugh," the angel became annoyed. "Fine! What?"

"What if-" the other angel stuttered, "what if you turned water into wine. Then you'd have a but load of this stuff!"

"That's stupid."

"No it's not. It's a brilliant idea."

"It's a dumb idea. Besides, only God could do something like that."

"God, who's God again?"

"The-our creator!"

"Right, what about Jesus?"

"Who?"

"I don't know. I heard God talking about Jesus the other day."

"I have no idea who you're talking about."

"Maybe he could turn wine into water, that's pretty cra-" the angel passed out cold on the floor. The other angel shook his head and moved somewhere else.

"MORE WINE!" God slammed his cup down.

"But God, you've drank a lot..."

"A lot of is bullshit! I've only drank like 60 cups. You angels have to drink like me." God said in his drunken state, "drink...30! 40 cups of wine, I'll continue drinking. I like this stuff!"

God continued drinking, losing vision of what's in front of him. He grabbed an angel and pulled him real close to his ear.

"I made it all up..."

The angel was confused, so he laughed.

"All up! I made it all up!"

"Haha, what are you talking about God?"

"God! The devil! Oh hoho!"

"What do you-"

"I made you all up! From my powerful powers! Ha hohoho, hehehe," God let go of the angel and dropped to the floor.

The rest of heaven saw this as a sign to finally stop. The party had gone on for days, and it was finally time to turn things to how they were. Some angels stayed to clean the mess, others grabbed God and placed him on his bed. The angels left him alone, except for one left God alone. An angel, Misalos, stayed behind to make sure God was alright. He shook God, but God didn't respond. He shook him again,

"I made it all up," God whispered, so low Misalos could barely hear it. After this, Misalos left God sleeping peacefully after a long night of celebration. And as he left, God drew a smile on his face.