The Bibble

Chapter 3: Adam and Eve

"...leave now!" Those were the last words Adam and Eve heard from God. They've been wandering the earth ever since, trying to survive the harsh world God has left them to.

"This is all your fault Eve," Adam said as he was trying to open a coconut.

Eve didn't reply. She was on her fifth coconut. She noticed Adam was struggling to open one.

"Here let me help you..."

"I don't need your help! Last time you tried to help, you made me eat from that tree." Adam pushed her away and went back to struggling with the coconut.

"But you ate from the tree on your own..."

"You heard him, Eve, it was your fault. I should've never asked him to make me a companion. I would still be in the garden enjoying life. Instead, I'm here, trying to open this stupid fucking rock." Adam angrily said out loud.

"It's a coconut."

"What?"

Nothing.

Eve wanted to punch Adam in the face. But she feared what Adam would do to her, and what he would do to her.

What the fuck happened to Adam I wonder. Maybe it was something he said...

"Eve! I am hungry. Serve me food now!" Adam aggressively told Eve.

Eve handed the berries to Adam, but he knocked them away. Eve wasn't shocked, as Adam had done this same act before.

"I said feed me, not pass me the damn berries. Don't you remember what he said? You're to listen to my every command, and do them without question. You're below me woman! He has said so, and because he said it, it is the truth."

"That's not..."

"Enough! Feed me now."

Eve took some of the berries, but behind Adam's back, she covered them in mud and fed it to Adam.

"These berries taste, weird."

"They're just berries, Adam," Eve said as she tried to hold a smile.

Adam and Eve continued to walk. What were they walking for? They didn't know what to do. They just kept walking, and stopped to rest, in the hopes that one day He'll come back.

"Maybe he forgot about us..." Eve depressingly sighed.

"It's because of you that he forgot about us. You've been going against his word at every turn! If only you had...

"Hey guys! It's me! You wouldn't believe what's been happening for the last few months it's been crazy. There is this thing called alcohol, and when you drink a lot, and I mean a LOT of it, you get this weird sensation. Oh man, it's been crazy, I've been drinking this alcohol thing every day now. Haha, I almost forgot about you two."

Adam's face turned into a big bright smile like he's just seen an oasis in the middle of a desert. Eve, on the other hand, looked down to the ground, avoiding eye contact with God

"It's you! You've returned. Oh, I've missed you so much...god?"

"It's God, not god!"

"Right, right, God! I've missed you. I've kept your word as intact as I could, but this woman has been making it difficult. She rarely wants to follow what I say!"

"What did I say again? Something about Eve listening to every command? Yeah!" God turned to look at Eve, "Eve look at me. Good. Remember, you have to do everything that Adam says, you did force him to eat the fruit..."