In the beginning, there was nothing...no wait there was something. Was it someone? Who knows. All that is known is that this entity was there. Yes, he was there amongst the nothing doing absolutely nothing. That was his life until one day he decided to create everything.
"I will create everything," he said
He began to work.
"Let there be light."
Nothing happened. He said it again.
"Let there be light!"
Again, nothing happened.
"Oh come on," his frustration was getting to him, "maybe if I scream it. LET THERE BE LIGHT!"
The nothingness filled him with rage. But he couldn't do anything about it. So he waited, and waited, and waited. He waited for something, anything to happen. Rage turned into boredom. He did not know what to do until something did finally happen. Without warning this something overtook everything. It was like a bang,
"A big bang!"
Everything appeared. And he convinced himself he was responsible for this, simply by existing. He thought he was chosen to start something great. Something that would change everything. If only there was someone with such capable abilities. So, he settled for something smaller. A ball of flaming magma, where only death could be found. He could work with this.
"After waiting for eternity, I have found it. This will be the genesis of my grand plan. I shall call this...."
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The Bibble
UmorismoA parody of the infamous Bible, but from Lucifer's perspective, detailing everything that actually happened from genesis all the way to revelations.
