HER: Hi babe!
HIM: Hi.
HER: Babe? How much do you love me?
HIM: A LOT
HER: Babe naman eh. How much nga?
HIM: TO INFINITY... AND BEYOOOONDD!
HER: LOL
HIM: Bakit mo pala naitanong babe?
HER: Ah wala naman. Gusto ko lang na malaman mo na..
HIM: Na ano? Babe, is there something wrong?
HER: Wala naman.. kaya lang kasi...
HIM: Ano nga?
HER: I can’t tell you..
HIM: Babe naman eh.. Trust me. Is it something bad?
HER: No.. It's good.. I guess.. Para sa akin..
HIM: Yun naman pala eh. Sabihin mo na kasi.
HER: Okay. Babe, buntis ako.
HIM: *nag offline*
HER: *nalungkot at nag-alala*
After 1 hour, he knocks on the girl's door.
*Girl opens the door*
*HIM on one knee*
HIM: BABE, WILL YOU MARRY ME?
