Does the Pope Crap in the Woods?

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The elders did not permit Crowley to stay in the village, so he and I made out way back to his flat to wait for the full moon. 

"Are you sure you know how to fight?" I asked, concerned as we sat on the couch in his spotless living room. 

"Does the pope crap in the woods?" Crowley retorted. 

"Either you mean no," I said slowly, "Or you're confusing the pope with a bear." Crowley waved a hand at me, dismissing the messed up phrase. 

"Crowley, this is important." I said, taking his face in my hands and making him look at me, "If you loose, not only could you die, but I could be cast out of the clan." 

"Rubbish." He snorted. 

"It's not rubbish," I sighed, exasperated, "It's literally life or death." 

"I won't loose," Crowley stated matter of factly, giving me a swift kiss. I continued to stare at him, worried. I had been raised to fight, and knowing the males in my clan, unless Crowley was a skilled fighter, he wouldn't stand a snow ball's chance in hell. 

"Crowley," I said slowly, "If you die and leave me to raise this child on my own, I'll fucking kill you." 

Chuckling, Crowley kissed me again, "I expect nothing less." 

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