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Hi! It's me, Grae! I don't know if Chloe will introduce herself here too but yeah whatever. Here's a photo of a smiling baby KooKoo so that you won't cringe in the whole chapter :D
I'm here! I'm chloe and I just wanted to say that, collar bones are hot!
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Italicized = Chloe
Normal = Grae
Bold = AziOnto the KPOP CLICHE CHAPTER!
—K P O P
C L I C H E
by : 21STCENTURYHOESHah, the title is grossing you already aren't ya? I n c e s t I don't know, I tried reading one before and I have to say— it's weird. How could they do that when they're freaking... siblings or something!
Some are even fucking tHeIr fRacKiNg fAtHer uGhgGH-
Is it even a fucking kink???
Like what do people snort to like think of a story where relatives have sex?!
(Kkkk ^ I read that as "what kind of people will snort in the story when they're having sex?" T3T-)
Like boy lemme throw that cocaine outta of ur goddamn nose..
*hands tissue in gucci* just blow in 3
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Okay is cocaine out or is that just your booger— let's pretend I never said that.
Anyways, I just don't understand like what the frack who fracking calls your brother "daddy"?!
I can't I just can't ;-;
It's like you trying to feed your cat some dog food sooooo nah^ HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA sorry but does this have to be serious–
I know there's such thing as love but yEAH you can't just explain your parents like—
Here :"Hey mom, I love Jung Kookie Oppa as in— in love love."
"What?! Of course not, r u fuking outta ur mind, i didn't raise u to be slutty wid ur fcking brother"
"What do you mean this is not allowed?! YOU BWISH YOU THOUGHT YOUR WORDS WILL STOP ME AND OPPA?! WELL THEN HOW WOULD YOU REACT IF I TELL YOU HIS BICK ALREADY WENT IN ME?!?!"
"I— are u pregnant or wut?"
Okay, worse than that is that your mother allows you two to marry one another like horri shat how.
The parents be snorting cocaine in dat case.
Im like asking for da people who like to read those kinds of things... Du u guys get like turned on or what?
Like theres a lot of smut books here on wattpad so like y pick a book where incest is included?!
so basically they just said what i wanted to say so im just going to give a summary of all those shts.Incest, if u dont know it...
then search it in google, stupid.
— end tututut.
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