An Art+ Book (1)

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Okay, okay okay. I saw this somewhere and I can't stop laughing

It's off of some fucking meth show and me l o v e it.

Did you know Canada actually had a civil war in 1640-1645? Back then it was still called new France but I think that's interesting.
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  "You can't bring cats here Conner! You never clean up after it you idiot!" The blue uniform man glared at his brother. "Oh come on Unai! It's not going to be like he's causing trouble."

"I don't care. Leave him here or I'm going without you." Conner rolled his eyes and laid the cat back into it's room."You wouldn't leave me. Alfred said before he left to-" Unai huffed and headed to the building the meeting was held in.

"Yeah, yeah. Always stick together during world stuff." "Hmph. Well, I see why I'm his favorite." The two were soon thrown into an argument about absolutely nothing. They reached the building rather quickly. Conner headed in quick while his brother followed in pursuit.

"First meeting! You excited?" Union nodded. Without hesitation, confederate kicked down the door making Union fuss. "Dude! I have to pay for that! Come on man." Conner shrugged and headed to his seat. Unai eventually took the seat right next to his rival glaring. No more Unai and Conner. Only Confederate and Union.

  The nations look confused at who the two boys were. "Uh, lads. I'm afraid you have to wrong room." Confederate glared. "We have the right one, England." The words came out hostile and got a few weary. "Vell, who are you two then?"

  Both stood up giving a blank look to everyone "I am Union, I represent the Northern part of America."

"I am Confederate, I represent the Southern part of America." The twins received looks of shock through the room. The union explained even further."America or Alfred has been currently bed bound for the time being. When our war is over he will return."

  Both sit down, Union looking stiff while Confederate looked overly relaxed. Germany took over the meeting, again. And everything ran smoothly. At lunch break time the country's approached the brothers wanting to know more. Strict and more aggressive nations went to Union while bubbly ones went to Confederate.

"So, you are a union. I am in Germany." Unai nodded giving him a firm handshake. The others introduced themselves and forced him into a conversation about Global Crises. Om the surface he looked focused but inside he was the exact opposite. 'God these people are boring. Wheres Conner when I need him.'

"Hey Union. Let's move your passive ass!" Looking near the door, Confed was there, in his disgusting glory. Excusing himself Union ran over to the twin and they both walked out letting their masks drop. "Fuck that was hard. Shit, how does Ma' do that crap all damn day."

Sighing at his brother's foul mouth, Unai leads them into a Rib house. Conner received a few glares and looks of disgust at what he was wearing. Before he had the chance to fight his twin pulled his tie to a table in the back. "Don't start a damn fight! Are you crazy? My people hate you already don't give them more of a reason to."

  Conner huffed but kept quiet as Unai ordered for them. It was a routine for them whenever visiting each other. While waiting on their food Conner broke the silence. "You know that I don't really believe thi-" Unai cut him off quickly. "Of course I know that! Fuck. I can't wait till the war is over so we can actually hang out like normal people." The blue dressed man looked extremely close to tears in his fit of rage.

  Placing his hands on top of Unai, Conner calmed him down. "Listen when it finally ends. I, you and Ma are going to have picnics and beach day and all the other family type shit. We just gotta wait." Unai nodded wiping his tears. Their food was placed on the table and they started to dig in.

  ".....do you think mom's mad at us?" Confed raised a brow. "Of course he isn't. He's just....sick right now." This didn't settle Union one bit. Confed sighed. "Listen. The people were already tense and that made us start to argue a lot. Ma' just got overworked okay? Now no more, eat! Or I'll just.." Conner playfully moved his hand to Unai's plate.

Smirking Unai smacked his hand. "Greedy rebel." Conner snickered. "Selfish Scalawag."

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quick sketch. This is what they look like

Now I know you're about to type "lOseR!!!1!! Alfred is usually union you dumb a l a d." (Please type this )

And to that I say. Yeah that's fair. To me, Alfred reps ALL states so the division between states sorta made him find these to cucks.  And I wanted an excuse to draw a union personification. But I do like the idea that Alfred is union so... I'm just conf u s ed.

Uh, that's all! Have a good day/night/hell.