An Art+ Book (1)

No homo (maybe PruAme)

This would fit well and you all know it would.
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  The secret couple was preparing to announce their relationship to the world. "Maybe we should sharpie it to Germany's head! He has a lot of room right?" Prussia shook his head.

    "My brother iz a light zleeper. I tried vefore and I lozt all feeling in my great five meterz" America let out a huff, suddenly an idea hit him. Telling Gilbert the plan they agreed it would be perfect. They just need to wait until the World Meeting.

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At the meeting

"All vight, Amerika. Your time." America went up to the podium with a smirk. Canada gave a look saying 'what did you do this time' unfortunately he was unseen when Prussia burst in the room.

(Bold- America Italics-Prussia Both-Ame and Prus)

Hey dude!
Yeah bro?
I-i got somethin' I wanna take off my chest
You do?

  Everyone looked confused. Were they singing? At a World Meeting? Germany, unfortunately, had to let it go, it was America's presentation time.

Hey dude,
we've been best friends
for a really long time now
Yeah dude

And theres something
I think you should know
Okay?
Remember that time
we were surfing
and I almost drowned
And you dragged me to the beach
And performed CPR?

Well no homo!
But that the day
I fell in love with you
No homo
But that's the day
I knew you were mine

Looking into your eyes
Made me realize
No homo
But your lips touching mine,
Changed
My
Life

Hungary was immediately recorded once she hears CPR. This would make perfect Yaoi! Japan was also taking photos of whenever Prussia got closer to America. Alfred's family was less than pleased to see the pervert taking advantage of America or so they thought.

BRO!
Are you saying
What I think you're saying?
yea-yeah wel-

Yeah dude
I totally get what you're sayin'
You do?
And I've been wanting to tell you
For so long
You feel the same way to?

Remember that time at Disneyworld
I ate that giant Turkey leg!
Yeah!
And I started choking
Until you came along
Yeah, I caME!

  Japan, unfortunately, passed out due to the absolute big gay energy going on. Hungary wasn't doing much better. 'Damn it! Stay strong soldier!'
However, quite a bit of the world was planning the demise of the albino.

Well no homo
But that's the day
I fell in love with you
We're so not gay~
No homo
But that's the day
I knew you were Mine

You're body pressed against mine
Somehow didn't cross the line
Why would it haVE?
No homo
But that day changed my life

  Hungary passed out right next to Japan, too much. However the plan to make sure Prussia never saw the light of day was getting filled with more supporters. Family, friends and even a few enemies were polishing their tools ready to be spilt. Germany decided to let it happen (he may or may not have been a supporter. He denies everything though.)

The outside world
might see us as gay
But bro we swear we're not
We're just to bros
Chillin out and I think you're very

Hot / Awesome!

Alfred looked confused, that wasn't the lyrics."What?" Gilbert gave a flirty wink which causes Al to turn red. Just like America, a few nations were seeing red.

Snuggling with you under the covers
No homo
Snuggling with you just like we're lovers
No ho-mo

Our lips touch for a minute or two
But no homo
It's okay with me if it's okay with you?
It totally is!

No homo!
Let's go find an apartment
together.
No homo!
Let's save money
By sharing a bed~

Looking into your eyes~
Made me realize
That I love you more
Than you could ever know
My.

Bro~

Prussia dipped America into a French kiss. A few nations clapped and let out whistles. Once the two let go Alfred smiled, it was nice to be supportive to them. Turning around he saw Canada smiling happily at him. "Congrats eh? I want to talk to Prussia for a sec can you go grab Kumijiji? He's downstairs" Alfred gave a quick hug to Matthew before heading downstairs.

All attention turned to Gilbert. "Uh, nice weather?" Russia comes closer causing Gilbert to back into England. "Da, very nice weather!"

"Wait- It wAS CoNSENTUALLLLLL"

Prussia wasn't heard from for the rest of the week.
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