An Art+ Book (1)

SPonGe BoY mE boB

I saw this and I cant stop h e lp.
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     Rhode Island stared at their taller siblings. All the other states towered over him. Dispite being one of the oldest, he never hit his growth spirit. Hell even some of the territories were larger than him land wise.

    He looked over at his good friend Delaware, them being only a few inches taller. They had created a secret club dedicated to the pain of being small."Hello Rhode, you have been staring yes?" The state flinched at the touch of the colder brother, Alaska. This brought him immediately out of his thoughts.

  "Yeah! I'm just....thinking." Rhode looked over at the Midwestern states t-pose over Illinois, demanding they  hand over the b e a n. "Alright, we will be having dinner soon." Rhode nodded and walked over to the Eastern side.

   New york was busy screaming into a phone demanding why the 300 Gallons of Coca Cola hasn't gotten here, their accent bursting through, lord have mercy on the secretary. North and South Carolina  decided that stealing some of Massachusetts food would be a good idea. Virgina was strapped to a chair kept far away from the kitchen with West as the guard.Pennsylvania was pranking Vermont. It was c h a o s. "Hey! Wheres the tables!"Everyone was too busy.

  "EXCUSE MY POTTY MOUTH BUT CAN YOU ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP!" The house froze. Everyone gazed at the small state in shock. Hawaii tugged on the elder's shirt. Looking up at the island state, Rhode was met with a menacing smile.

   "Big brother, that was not a very nice thing to say. Especially since the territories are watching." Turning around the big beady eyes of Samoa stared at him with the others peaking out behind him. "What's fuck? Is it a food?"

Before Rhode could explain himself and shout all the apologies in the world, Washington and Idaho picked up the toddlers. "Its alright. Just don't say that again. New Jersey and Alabama has said worse if front of them." Washington said in a calm and chilling voice.

  "OI! WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN! YOU TRYIN' TO GET HIT?"

"Oh come on, I flirt with you guys and all of a sudden I'm being put on blast? The chaos started once more. Rhode gave up entirely with asking and went to search for himself.

  When he found his seat, he was more than upset. "Alright wise guys, who the jokester?" Rhodes seat had been place on the bar area, aka the place where he doesn't survive. The seat was going to be a hassle to climb up and down and he would need a booster to see past the table.

   Hearing some snickering from the back of the room it turns out California and Florida had been busting their asses to get Rhode in the seat. "Best 4 hours of my life!" Cali cackled and Florida sent the video recording of his reaction.

  Rhode rolled his eyes and whispered "you petty motherfuckers." Before starting the journey and struggle up. After his third attempt he made an announcement. "I CAN DENY IT NO LONGER.....  I am small." The petty duo wheezed and fell to the floor in laughter.

  Minnesota being the kind soul they are opted for them to switch seats since they got a floor seat. Giving his thanks Rhode rushed over to sit with the table.

'Worst. Night. Ever'
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Did I really write a fanfic dedicated to one quote that shows up in the end? Yes yes I did

Did I do this instead of finishing a chapter for the other book? Yes yes I did.

Am I disappointed in my life decisions? Fuck no this was funny.

Thanks for reading have a good night/day/gay.