An Art+ Book (1)

Wii Fit

Includes
- be e f cake ame
-the Wii fit
- my loss of innocence
-tears.
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  "Ya know! I always wanted to try this." America gripped the device in his hands. 'Hello, and welcome to Wii Fit Plus! I'm the Wii balance board.' The chaos had begun.

Quickly skipping all the dialogue and answering the questions he was eager to start. First the Center Body test. "Should be easy enough!" '42.3 to 58.7! You're almost there!'

  "Ha! And people say I have bad posture!" Hearing a beep, America was going to get his BMI results. "Shouldn't be too bad, right?" Wrong.

  'You are...

O B E S E!! BMI: 39.98"

  A shattering noise was heard. He couldn't believe it. 'I mean..I know I can eat but......obeSE?' The device only continued despite the Americans sobbing. 'Let's get FiT!'

  Wiping the tears, America understood what he needed to do.
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  "Does anyone know where America is? I haven't seen him in the past week, eh?" Canada looked around the others hadn't even heard him. Letting out a huff, the Canadian opened the meeting door to find his brother. However, he was met with r o c k s o l i d  pecs.

  Canada's face went red, he instantly looked at his feet. "Eh, sorry" "Pfft, what're you apologizing for? It's me!" America gave a toothy smile.  'Holy shit he's hot.'

  This conversation was heard by the other nations in the room. They could only stare at the mad (ALPHA MALE you bEtAs!1!1!!) wad of muscle that represented America.

  Japan decided to say what was on everyone's mind. "DAMN, YOU FIIIIINE! You can bend me over-" China smacked the pack of his head. "Stop being so.....lewd, aru" America laughed, what were they staring at?

  Clearing his throat and thoughts Germany quickly seated everyone. "Ve~ America has nice thighs! Imagine being cr-" The German let out a larger AHEM to cut off the Italian. "N-now that everyone is here we can start the meeting."

  The conference went evenly. Though the American couldn't help but notice that when presenting, the others stayed relatively quiet and stared. 'Yeesh, talk about creepy.' "30-minute break!"

  Canada looked around, he saw how his brother was getting approached more and more. 'Might as well get my share of the meaty steak.' "Yo! Ananana!" The Canadian turned to see the Roc- America waving at him. The child-like emotion and the bodybuilder body fit him surprisingly well.

  "Come on!! I wanna tell you something!!" Despite the... t h i q q body given, he hadn't grown in hight at all. Canada was pulled into an empty room. America locked the doors and grabbed his brother by the hands. "C-canada...i...."

   America began to lean in more, their faces getting notably close. As they were about to touch lips something stopped them.

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  Canada gasped for air as he shot up from his warm bed. Without a thought, he rushed to America's place. Banging on the door he had a worried expression. "Nada? Why are you.." Ame opened the door with a tired expression. Nada lifted up Ame's oversized Captain America shirt.

  Good, no real muscle deficiency. "Oh thank the maple gods." America looked perplexed but being tired just let Canada in before slamming face-first into a pillow, drifting fast asleep.

  Canada being wide awake just looked around. Then he recognized the devil.

N i n t e n d o.

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Imagine being called obes e on Wii fit

-this post was made by the fitness gang.