France talks like twitter

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England: France we need to have an intervention.

France : ooo what's the tea sis.

England : this is exactly the problem.

Canada: every since you started using the internet you've been speaking like a 13 year old girl.

France : but I'm a precious cinnamon roll who could never do anything wrong....

UwU

America: you're doing everything wrong right now.

England : would it kill you to use punctuation?

France : smart side of hetalia fandom please explain what these people are saying

Canada : what? Who are you talking to?

France : t h e v o i d

England : I'm breaking up with you.

France : this is so sad, Austria play despacito

America: .... right. we need to stop France from reaching the internet. pin him down and take his phone

France : oh boy I'm being pinned down by all these hot semes, I can see the l e m o n

England : what?

France : oo, I'm sinning so hard right now.

Canada: and suddenly I dont want to touch France.

America: yeah, England this is your problem.

France : omg I'm dying.

England : France I swear to god I am going to choke you if you say one more word.

France: nahdjdksg

Canada: thats....not a word

France : I am so done rn

England : that makes two.

France : goals

England:  you are literally the worst

France : I'm just a humble piece of trash hmu

Everyone else:.....

France: I be lookin like a snacc

America :you look like a snack that stayed in the back for 4 years.

England: if I give you a kiss will you stop.

France : omfg my ship. the otp is cannon

England : never mind I'm going to kill you

France : savage af

England :say your fuckin prayers

France : yes daddy

England :oh m- I'm not touching you

France : dont kink shame me

Canada : can we just never talk to France again?

England : I'm with it

America : hell yeah

France : I am so shook rn i cant

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