Texas is activating extra anger with Alaska. Alaska plays dumb and laughs at the pain they caused.
The gender is based on what percentage is higher for the state in terms of genderAlaska : male (f47.7%< m52.2%)
Texas : female (f50.4% > m49.6%)
____________"Heres your present папа! (dad)" Alaska had handed his father a gift that was wrapped in paper with stickers holding them together. Texas got curious and decided to ear hustle. "Oh, what's this for the little man?"
"Just a gift! Now open it, open it!" America smiled at the state and unwrapped the gift with care. A larger smile placed itself on his face. Pulling out the gift it turns out to be star-shaped glasses with googly eyes attached to the frames. "They're prescription!! So you can wear them at work!!" Texas let an angry look cast on her face.
When Alfred took off Texas's gift, she felt betrayed. "Ah! They're perfect! I'll call them Alaska, just like you!" That was the last straw. 'You just ye'd your last haw mother-' "Oh Texas! Come and look what your brother game me!"
The cold boy looked deviously at warmer, he had planned to get on her nerves and it seems like it was working. "Yeah. Great." America looked disappointed and a bit angry. "No need to have that kind of attitude. I'll be wearing these from now on."
Without another word America left the room to his office, leaving Texas and Alaska to themselves. Alaska gave a smirk as a quiet declaration of 'war'. Texas nodded. Rhode Island and New Jersey watched from afar. "Should....should we tell?" Jersey shrugged and went to the fridge to find something to munch on. "Nah, it's getting chummy. We need some drama." Rhode just sighed and went to go watch some type of entertainment.
_______"Florida, can I borrow Andy the alligator?" Florida quickly hid their vape from Alaska coughing out puffs of air. "Uh sure, just don't take him to Dominoes. He hates Dominos." Alaska gave a quick thank you before heading to Texas's room. Quickly hiding the alligator he orders a pizza from dominos.
"Big sis? I'm sorry if I upset you." Alaska tried putting on his most convincing face, how does California do this all the time? Texas looked suspicious, she may be a cowgirl but she isn't dumb. The Alaskan pushed forward a box of Dominos p is za. Fuck it, its pizza. Like hell, she was going to deny that.
After consuming at least half (New York demanded that she share.) Texas went to her room for target practice. When Florida's alligator bit her hand out of nowhere let's just say, Andy will have to swim back from Algeria. When Florida found out they weren't too happy. "thE HELL MAN! WHO THE FU...RRICkk am I suppose to default dance illegally in Dunkin doughnuts?" When America found out he was wearing the iconic star glasses.
The googly eyes staring at her as if it was judging her was more than enough terrifying. She was punished to go find andy and had to give up her guns. 'Alaska is 'bout to get his ass beat' Was her mantra as she trained. Alaska was getting worried, despite being the larger of the two when Texas got mad. She got mad.
Doing the only logical thing, he stuck near Alfred. However, that would not help on those days he had a meeting. "Geez dude! I don't know why your so distraught but I gotta leave." Alaska only clutched harder. "Нет! She will kill me! Let me go with you!" Once America got Alaska to let go, he knew he was doomed.
There was only one state that Texas liked besides themselves and that was Arizona. Arizona had the best gun laws and Texas could respect that. Illinois and Minnesota smiled and laughed, they already knew that if America finds out they would be in for a show.
__________Now Arizona didn't ask for much in life, just a stable life that seemed loving and good. But when Alaska runs to you crying and an angry Texas wielding 3 guns and yelling for Alaskan blood while your making grilled cheese, you would start questioning life too. "Alright, calm down. No guns in my area. What's the problem."
Virginia, West Virginia and California were in the premise when it went down. Unlike Virginia's, California just recorded the whole thing and not helped. "This, cold bastard decided to fuck with me!" Virginia smacked the back of Texas head for cursing. "I did not! Shes have just been jealous that Dad wears my glasses instead of hers!"
"Well, they're stupid! He's going to get made fun of more because of you!" Alaska started to cry harsher. While West comforted the younger, Arizona decided to take Texas into another room. "Oi, calm down. We're alone"
After a bit of anger management, Arizona brought up the topic again. "So, this is about glasses?" Texas furiously nodded. "It was fine when Pa decided to wear 'em it's the fact that, Alaska gave it out of replacing me!" Arizona only sighed. "You're jealous, aren't you."
"What! Of course not!.....well a little.." The younger laughed. "Pfft, you know Dad would never replace you! Alaska knows that too. He wears them usually at home." Texas's face lit up red. "W-well what about the alligator!"
"You can obviously not think that with your rivalry that this was because of the glasses. You literally painted his room pink. Alaska is just gettin' back." Texas groaned in embarrassment. "I did a dumb didn't I?" Arizona laughs
"Yeah, hella dumb."
________________"I'm sorry Texas-" Alaska looked genuine. "No, I'm s-" "that you're an absolute idiot." Whoops, Texas has a shotgun. "Awww. Come 'ere."
The two laughed as they viscously started to kill each other. The three only watched. "Haha, I'm so selling this in our group chat." California made $600 on the first day.
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Bonus"This is absolutely serious Prussia. Why are you laughing." America hid his laugh behind a serious voice. He turned his head quickly to Denmark making the googly eyes rattle. This cause Matthias to burst out laughing.
"Amerika, please take zat off." America turned to Germany causing Italy to giggle. "Why. These are my very serious glasses. If you have a problem then you can leave." The eyes stared at Ludwig, that day Germany saw the eyes of satan.
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I'm sorry if parts seemed rushed. I really wanted to write the googly eyes. Have a good day/night
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