While I'm writing the Haruhiko x Satsuki one-shot, I decided to write this! Don't worry, it's a joke, so it shouldn't be taken too seriously.
With that being said...enjoy.
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1. Do not be of any use to the group, only have a few minutes in trial and you're good.
2. Don't be edgy as hell, you will not make it very long.
3. Do not lean against the elevator with your arms crossed. Stand near the middle with the most boring stance ever.
4. Don't get close to the guy with the ahoge, ever. Emotionally or psychically.
5. Don't have any medical knowledge, unless you wanna be one of the two victims of chapter 3.
6. Also, don't have any cooking knowledge, you'll die before chapter 3.
7. Don't be buff, you won't make it past chapter 4 even if you tried you damnedest.
8. Have the most useless talent ever. Ultimate Skateboarder? You're good bro.
9. Do not be a love interest, to anyone.
10. Don't be special, have the most lame, and mediocre backstory you can think of.
11. Please...do not say that you'll find a way to get everyone out. You will die.
12. Don't have any mystery surrounding you, at all.
13. As said before, don't be useful at all.
14. Don't be a musician, of any kind, if you can play an instrument your as good as dead.
15. Don't decide that you've found your purpose to live, you will die soon.
16. And finally...don't be a Kokichi or Nagito. If you are, you already have a grave with your name on it.
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I wrote this all within 5 minutes, I think that deserves an award, or something.
Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this! It's of corpse, supposed to be a stupid joke.
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I really want a coco cola rn, but like- there's none of my house. I only have apple juice and water ;;.
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Ain't My Fault (DRA/SDRA2 One-Shots and Short Stories)
FanfictionBasically this book will be filled with- Fluff, ships, and happiness (also invasion of my oc) So a quick warning, there's probably going to be death, and lots of feels. So...good luck trying to get through this.
