Kokichi: Yeah Shuichi~
AUTHOR'S NOTE: AS OF 2/7/23 THIS ENTIRE CHAPTER IS NOT CANON. I am so sorry for traumatizing you all
Shuichi: I just like those parts is all...
Kaede: you seem to like somone that's considered a criminal
Shuichi: No! It's just a coincidence
Tsumugi: this is just like my fanfic!!!
Himiko: what-
Rantaro: I agree with Kaede
Shuichi: You need evidence! Where's the evidence??
Kaede: we already caught you shu~
Shuichi: without evidence this is bullshit and I refuse to acknowledge it!
Rantaro: who is considered a criminal?
Shuichi: stupidstupidstupidstupidstupid
Kaede: where is that from....? My head is hurting....
Shuichi: stu...pid.... Stu... pid.... My head hurts too...
Kokichi: I'm a criminal ;)
Shuichi: You probably aren't though
Kokichi: "He lies, he bluffs, he's unreliable" doesn't that sound like me?
Shuichi: it's just a coincidence!!
Angie: 11037
Shuichi: oW-
Kokichi: accessing muscle memory-
Rantaro: kOkIcHi nO! I wIlL nOt lIstEn tO yOu sInG thIs mUsiCaL agAiN!!
Kokichi: Oh yes you will ;)
Ask: But how dID Rantaro know Kokichi's dick size...?
Kokichi: *crumples ask and yeets it into the trash* nOPe!
Rantaro: this is tex-
Kokichi: shhhhh
Rantaro: okayyyy....
Kaede: iknowrantaro'sdicksize
Shuichi: kAEdE nO-
Kokichi: Don't we all?
Kaede: Yeah, yeah I'm just messin with you <3
Kokichi: <3
Miu: someone said dick?
Rantaro: nO
Tenko: why are we dicussing the dick size of degenerate males??
Himiko: yeah...
Kaede: you know you cAN leave..
Tsumugi: But... Ships..
Kaede: Why do you care so much about their relationship...? Don't you have a life?
Tsumugi: :0
Kokichi: :0
Kirumi: okay my juice break is done, gOttA gO fAsT!!
Angie: gET bAcK hErE!!
Kaede: what if it's Ryoma? he went to prison
Rantaro: nO
Shuichi: yeah.. No. That.. No.
Ryoma: it better not be me
Shuichi: its not
Kaede: sO yoU aDmIt tHerE'S soMeOnE!!
Himiko: what are you? The ultimate detective?
Tsumugi: no that's shuichi
Shuichi: wait whaT?
Tsumugi: nOthInG!
Shuichi: my head hurts again....
AUTHORS NOTE!!: THIS WAS EDITED 11/11/21!
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