Kokichi: hE IS A HUSTLER HE'S NO GOOD AT ALL
Shuichi: w h y
Kokichi: He is a hustler he's no good at all
Shuichi: He is a loser, He's a bum bum bum bum
Kaede: He lies, he bluffs
Shuichi: He's unreliable
Himiko: He is a sucker with a gun gun gun gun
Kaede: I know you told me I should stay away
Shuichi: I know you said he's just a dog astray and
Kokichi: He is a bad boy with a tainted heart
Kirumi: and even I know this ain't smart
Kaede: But mama I'm in love with a criminal
Shuichi: and this type of love isn't rational
Miu: It's physical
Kaede: Mama please don't cry, I will be alright
Shuichi: all reason aside, I just can't deny, I love the guy.
Kokichi: doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo dooooo
Tsumugi: He is a villain by the devils law
Kaito: He is a killer just for fun fun fun fun
Kokichi: The man's a snitch and unpredictable >:(
Kaito: He's got no conscience
Maki: He got none none none none
Kaito: All-all
Himiko: I kno-ow
Kirumi: should let go
Kaito: But no
Shuichi: Cause
Kokichi: he is a bad boy with a tainted heart
Maki: and even I know this ain't smart
Kaito: But mama I'm in love with a criminal <3
Maki: and this type of love isn't rational
Miu: It's physical
Kirumi: Mama please don't cry, I will be alright
Maki: All reason aside, I just can't deny, I love the guy.
Kaede: And he's got my name
Shuichi: Tattooed on his arm his lucky charm
Kokichi: So I guess it's okay
Kaede: He's with me
Shuichi: And I hear people talk
Kokichi: try to make remarks, keep us apart
Maki: But I don't even hear
Shuichi: I don't care
Kokichi: doo doo do dodddjdidj
Shuichi: Cause mama I'm in love with a criminal
Kaede: and this type of love isn't rational
Kokichi: it's physical
Miu: Mama please don't cry
Shuichi: I will be alright
Kaito: All reason aside, I just can't deny
Shuichi: I love the guy
Kaede: Mama I'm in love with a criminal
Shuichi: and this type of love isn't rational
Miu: it's physical
Kaede: Mama please don't cry, I will be alright
Shuichi: All reason aside, I just can't deny, I love the guy.
Kokichi: DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO BEE DOO BE DOO BA DOO BEE DOO BE DOO BA
Kaede: pERRY!
Shuichi: n o
Kokichi: HE'S A SEMI AQUATIC, EGG LAYIN MAMAL OF ACTION
Shuichi: I hate you so much
Kokichi: Shumaiiiii
Shuichi: no
Kokichi: :(
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HumorPLEASE BE WARNED!! Near the beginning of this book there may be some conflicting headcanons, cringey jokes, horrible writing, random shit, and insensitivity. I was stupid </3 But! I am still updating this, and editing earlier chapters as well! I...
